"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Touching while they sleep

Bonez

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Would you ever do it?

I woke up to a great ******* this morning. I know the girl but it got me thinking. I've had girls suck me off and had me come during my sleep when I was piss drunk.

The girl from last night told me it really turns her on to find people touching her. Other girls have had me kick a guys ass for doing it. Last week a guy was saying "she's my ex girlfriend" while he was trying to defend himself.

Why do some people have this fetish?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ace of Flames

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My girl has told me in no uncertain terms, that if she's asleep and I want some action, feel free to take advantage of her. She even said she likes to sleep in the doggie position, with her butt up in the air. Come on, that's like an invitation!!

I feel blessed. :whistle:
 

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I know girls that pass out when drunk and just lay there waiting for someone to come along and feel em up. And get pissed off when nobody does.
 

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My ex-girlfriend loved to be woken up to getting fingered.

My current girlfriend likes her sleep more.

It just depends on the girl.

comic_relief
 

DonJuan11

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Bvbidd said:
I know girls that pass out when drunk and just lay there waiting for someone to come along and feel em up. And get pissed off when nobody does.
LOL. These girls must be of the non-pretty type.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Never had a girl say no. They love it any time, anywhere. They loooove it.

When a chicks in my bed, and I wake up feeling abit frisky, she's getting it!!! I loooove it.
 

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my ex hated it, and she was always hating the fact that guys wake up horny..

it really does depend on the girl
 

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I beg to differ... I would agrue it depends on the guy, and whether he makes her cvm everywhere, each time he puts his thingy in her thingy...

But i'd have to be abit narrow minded not to say a small % of girls dont like it.

Morning sex can be good too especially when the girl wakes u up hanging off the end of you're ding dong.

Girls are horny as fck.
 

Bvbidd

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DonJuan11 said:
LOL. These girls must be of the non-pretty type.
Yeah, they weren't that hot. Still remember some guys are afraid of doing it, they concider it rape. ;)
 

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Bonez said:
Would you ever do it?

I woke up to a great ******* this morning. I know the girl but it got me thinking. I've had girls suck me off and had me come during my sleep when I was piss drunk.

The girl from last night told me it really turns her on to find people touching her. Other girls have had me kick a guys ass for doing it. Last week a guy was saying "she's my ex girlfriend" while he was trying to defend himself.

Why do some people have this fetish?
according to law it is considered rape because of her inability to consent to it.

BE CAREFUL!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Guys remember some girls pass out on purpose. That way they won't feel as much of a wh0re, even though they want it bad. And there are always guys who take advantage of this, can't say I haven't.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
My girl has told me in no uncertain terms, that if she's asleep and I want some action, feel free to take advantage of her. She even said she likes to sleep in the doggie position, with her butt up in the air. Come on, that's like an invitation!!

I feel blessed. :whistle:
wtf?? how is anybody supposed to sleep like that?? man..and i ythought my sleeping in the fetal position was bad...
 

Ken785

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Bvbidd said:
Guys remember some girls pass out on purpose. That way they won't feel as much of a wh0re, even though they want it bad. And there are always guys who take advantage of this, can't say I haven't.
but if they pass out and you fvck them...wouldnt THAT be considered as rape? I mean theyre unconcious...and your taking advantage of them while theyre out cold...

thats like you "Roofying" them up!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ace of Flames

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Ken785 said:
wtf?? how is anybody supposed to sleep like that?? man..and i thought my sleeping in the fetal position was bad...
I said the same thing. Apparently she finds it comfortable. I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. ^_^
 
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