"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Touching while they sleep

Bonez

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Would you ever do it?

I woke up to a great ******* this morning. I know the girl but it got me thinking. I've had girls suck me off and had me come during my sleep when I was piss drunk.

The girl from last night told me it really turns her on to find people touching her. Other girls have had me kick a guys ass for doing it. Last week a guy was saying "she's my ex girlfriend" while he was trying to defend himself.

Why do some people have this fetish?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ace of Flames

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My girl has told me in no uncertain terms, that if she's asleep and I want some action, feel free to take advantage of her. She even said she likes to sleep in the doggie position, with her butt up in the air. Come on, that's like an invitation!!

I feel blessed. :whistle:
 

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I know girls that pass out when drunk and just lay there waiting for someone to come along and feel em up. And get pissed off when nobody does.
 

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My ex-girlfriend loved to be woken up to getting fingered.

My current girlfriend likes her sleep more.

It just depends on the girl.

comic_relief
 

DonJuan11

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Bvbidd said:
I know girls that pass out when drunk and just lay there waiting for someone to come along and feel em up. And get pissed off when nobody does.
LOL. These girls must be of the non-pretty type.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Never had a girl say no. They love it any time, anywhere. They loooove it.

When a chicks in my bed, and I wake up feeling abit frisky, she's getting it!!! I loooove it.
 

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my ex hated it, and she was always hating the fact that guys wake up horny..

it really does depend on the girl
 

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I beg to differ... I would agrue it depends on the guy, and whether he makes her cvm everywhere, each time he puts his thingy in her thingy...

But i'd have to be abit narrow minded not to say a small % of girls dont like it.

Morning sex can be good too especially when the girl wakes u up hanging off the end of you're ding dong.

Girls are horny as fck.
 

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DonJuan11 said:
LOL. These girls must be of the non-pretty type.
Yeah, they weren't that hot. Still remember some guys are afraid of doing it, they concider it rape. ;)
 

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Bonez said:
Would you ever do it?

I woke up to a great ******* this morning. I know the girl but it got me thinking. I've had girls suck me off and had me come during my sleep when I was piss drunk.

The girl from last night told me it really turns her on to find people touching her. Other girls have had me kick a guys ass for doing it. Last week a guy was saying "she's my ex girlfriend" while he was trying to defend himself.

Why do some people have this fetish?
according to law it is considered rape because of her inability to consent to it.

BE CAREFUL!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Guys remember some girls pass out on purpose. That way they won't feel as much of a wh0re, even though they want it bad. And there are always guys who take advantage of this, can't say I haven't.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
My girl has told me in no uncertain terms, that if she's asleep and I want some action, feel free to take advantage of her. She even said she likes to sleep in the doggie position, with her butt up in the air. Come on, that's like an invitation!!

I feel blessed. :whistle:
wtf?? how is anybody supposed to sleep like that?? man..and i ythought my sleeping in the fetal position was bad...
 

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Bvbidd said:
Guys remember some girls pass out on purpose. That way they won't feel as much of a wh0re, even though they want it bad. And there are always guys who take advantage of this, can't say I haven't.
but if they pass out and you fvck them...wouldnt THAT be considered as rape? I mean theyre unconcious...and your taking advantage of them while theyre out cold...

thats like you "Roofying" them up!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ace of Flames

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Ken785 said:
wtf?? how is anybody supposed to sleep like that?? man..and i thought my sleeping in the fetal position was bad...
I said the same thing. Apparently she finds it comfortable. I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. ^_^
 
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