"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Touching while they sleep

Bonez

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Would you ever do it?

I woke up to a great ******* this morning. I know the girl but it got me thinking. I've had girls suck me off and had me come during my sleep when I was piss drunk.

The girl from last night told me it really turns her on to find people touching her. Other girls have had me kick a guys ass for doing it. Last week a guy was saying "she's my ex girlfriend" while he was trying to defend himself.

Why do some people have this fetish?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ace of Flames

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My girl has told me in no uncertain terms, that if she's asleep and I want some action, feel free to take advantage of her. She even said she likes to sleep in the doggie position, with her butt up in the air. Come on, that's like an invitation!!

I feel blessed. :whistle:
 

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I know girls that pass out when drunk and just lay there waiting for someone to come along and feel em up. And get pissed off when nobody does.
 

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My ex-girlfriend loved to be woken up to getting fingered.

My current girlfriend likes her sleep more.

It just depends on the girl.

comic_relief
 

DonJuan11

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Bvbidd said:
I know girls that pass out when drunk and just lay there waiting for someone to come along and feel em up. And get pissed off when nobody does.
LOL. These girls must be of the non-pretty type.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Never had a girl say no. They love it any time, anywhere. They loooove it.

When a chicks in my bed, and I wake up feeling abit frisky, she's getting it!!! I loooove it.
 

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my ex hated it, and she was always hating the fact that guys wake up horny..

it really does depend on the girl
 

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I beg to differ... I would agrue it depends on the guy, and whether he makes her cvm everywhere, each time he puts his thingy in her thingy...

But i'd have to be abit narrow minded not to say a small % of girls dont like it.

Morning sex can be good too especially when the girl wakes u up hanging off the end of you're ding dong.

Girls are horny as fck.
 

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DonJuan11 said:
LOL. These girls must be of the non-pretty type.
Yeah, they weren't that hot. Still remember some guys are afraid of doing it, they concider it rape. ;)
 

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Bonez said:
Would you ever do it?

I woke up to a great ******* this morning. I know the girl but it got me thinking. I've had girls suck me off and had me come during my sleep when I was piss drunk.

The girl from last night told me it really turns her on to find people touching her. Other girls have had me kick a guys ass for doing it. Last week a guy was saying "she's my ex girlfriend" while he was trying to defend himself.

Why do some people have this fetish?
according to law it is considered rape because of her inability to consent to it.

BE CAREFUL!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Guys remember some girls pass out on purpose. That way they won't feel as much of a wh0re, even though they want it bad. And there are always guys who take advantage of this, can't say I haven't.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
My girl has told me in no uncertain terms, that if she's asleep and I want some action, feel free to take advantage of her. She even said she likes to sleep in the doggie position, with her butt up in the air. Come on, that's like an invitation!!

I feel blessed. :whistle:
wtf?? how is anybody supposed to sleep like that?? man..and i ythought my sleeping in the fetal position was bad...
 

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Bvbidd said:
Guys remember some girls pass out on purpose. That way they won't feel as much of a wh0re, even though they want it bad. And there are always guys who take advantage of this, can't say I haven't.
but if they pass out and you fvck them...wouldnt THAT be considered as rape? I mean theyre unconcious...and your taking advantage of them while theyre out cold...

thats like you "Roofying" them up!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ace of Flames

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Ken785 said:
wtf?? how is anybody supposed to sleep like that?? man..and i thought my sleeping in the fetal position was bad...
I said the same thing. Apparently she finds it comfortable. I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. ^_^
 
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