"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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phillies

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So I bought a taotao 50. Put 1300 miles on it and now when I press the button b to start it, nothing happens.

Now I have to kick start it, but I heard it's bad to do because the kick start is not meant to be used much.

So is it my starter motor? Is it the solenoid? I want to fix it asap.

Any advice, suggestions?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Did you check the battery? Are the wires conceded properly? Search on you tube. Might be a tutorial on there.
 

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Did you check the battery? Are the wires conceded properly? Search on you tube. Might be a tutorial on there.
I'm at the place a bought it now. They're looking at it. I bought it brand new, Feb......It's the battery he said. $50. I don't think I should have to pay it because I didn't break it, but oh well.
 

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Brand new in February and it's not under warranty?
 

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I'm at the place a bought it now. They're looking at it. I bought it brand new, Feb......It's the battery he said. $50. I don't think I should have to pay it because I didn't break it, but oh well.
Did you look at the warranty before agreeing to pay? Battery replacement should be free the 1st year the vehicle is under warranty.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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