"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Top signs you have entered the friendzone

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How about this? Any ideas on how to know when you're crossing into a world from which there is no return?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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What about if she talks to you about her problems, yet says she loves you and wants to have sex with you? YET, when you ask her out, she says she doesn't know if that's what she wants?????
 
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The top number three signs you have entered the friendzone.
3. When you fail to approach. Inaction = No Action.




2. When you see all the signs of Interest, and you can't possess the idea of doing something about it, and it goes away.




 And the number one sign you have entered the friend zone is....


1. She might as well knock you out with a hammer instead of bothering with all of the signs she's been giving you that she IS NOT INTERESTED.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She says, "lets just be friends" when you spill your guts to her like a pansy



-Cod3r
 
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