"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life

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Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The Op couldnt POSSIBLY be a woman, could she?
 

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anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
And now back to Delilah and more of your Lite favorties on...."The Lite FM"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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horaholic said:
The Op couldnt POSSIBLY be a woman, could she?
Exactly what i thought when i read number 3.

Sounds like my ex.
 

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The list is only half right, its just missing big pieces of information which I will happilyfill in:

anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep - AFTER SEX
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket - BETTER AFTER SEX WITHOUT TAKING HER TO DINNER AND PAYING OVER $40 FOR IT
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed - AFTER SEX
4. Crying with laughter - AFTER SEX
5. Having a lie-in - AFTER SEX WHEN WE DO IT IN A DARK ALLEY OR THE PARK
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding- AFTER SEX
7. Getting a bargain - SEX WITHOUT SPENDING A SINGLE CENT
8. Making someone smile - DURING AND AFTER SEX
9. Catching up with an old friend - AN OLD FU^CK BUDDY COMING AROUND AGAIN? SCORE!
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past-WHY? AM I 80 YEARS OLD AND CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE?
 

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1) Masturbation
2) Sex
3) Sexy women in tight clothes
4) Eating fresh kill
5) Beer
6) Power tools
7) 4x4s
8) Free money
9) Women who cook and clean
10) Freedom
 

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Order not important

Sports
Computers
Chess
Books
Beer
Girls
Outdoors
Politics
Smoking
Friends
 

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anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
Call me Chris Crocker, but I have to agree with most of that stuff.

Conan's best should also be on this list.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A great night's sleep after working all day

a cold beer or dip after working

New piece of expensive technology

throwing it in 4WD and getting unstuck

Paying off a bill
 

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1. good head
2. opening the first drink on a saturday morning with college football on
3. watching my son slobber on my face trying to wake me up every morning.
4. watching texas lose at anythnig they do
5. going to be knowing you did everything you were supposed to do
6. hitting the alarm and rolling back over
7. a good hot shower
8. a good homecooked meal
9 going to a car dealership and looking at a car and when they run your credit, knowing they aren't going to try to run you out of the store (my credit was crap when i was young)
10. sitting back wtih my 2 old friends and having a good ole fashioned twisted metal black party. best multiplayer game of all timeIMHO
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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