"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life

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Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Op couldnt POSSIBLY be a woman, could she?
 

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anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
And now back to Delilah and more of your Lite favorties on...."The Lite FM"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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horaholic said:
The Op couldnt POSSIBLY be a woman, could she?
Exactly what i thought when i read number 3.

Sounds like my ex.
 

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The list is only half right, its just missing big pieces of information which I will happilyfill in:

anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep - AFTER SEX
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket - BETTER AFTER SEX WITHOUT TAKING HER TO DINNER AND PAYING OVER $40 FOR IT
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed - AFTER SEX
4. Crying with laughter - AFTER SEX
5. Having a lie-in - AFTER SEX WHEN WE DO IT IN A DARK ALLEY OR THE PARK
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding- AFTER SEX
7. Getting a bargain - SEX WITHOUT SPENDING A SINGLE CENT
8. Making someone smile - DURING AND AFTER SEX
9. Catching up with an old friend - AN OLD FU^CK BUDDY COMING AROUND AGAIN? SCORE!
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past-WHY? AM I 80 YEARS OLD AND CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE?
 

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1) Masturbation
2) Sex
3) Sexy women in tight clothes
4) Eating fresh kill
5) Beer
6) Power tools
7) 4x4s
8) Free money
9) Women who cook and clean
10) Freedom
 

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Order not important

Sports
Computers
Chess
Books
Beer
Girls
Outdoors
Politics
Smoking
Friends
 

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anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
Call me Chris Crocker, but I have to agree with most of that stuff.

Conan's best should also be on this list.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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A great night's sleep after working all day

a cold beer or dip after working

New piece of expensive technology

throwing it in 4WD and getting unstuck

Paying off a bill
 

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1. good head
2. opening the first drink on a saturday morning with college football on
3. watching my son slobber on my face trying to wake me up every morning.
4. watching texas lose at anythnig they do
5. going to be knowing you did everything you were supposed to do
6. hitting the alarm and rolling back over
7. a good hot shower
8. a good homecooked meal
9 going to a car dealership and looking at a car and when they run your credit, knowing they aren't going to try to run you out of the store (my credit was crap when i was young)
10. sitting back wtih my 2 old friends and having a good ole fashioned twisted metal black party. best multiplayer game of all timeIMHO
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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