"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Joe The Homophobe

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Hell, millions of homos and hors are calling themselves christians and many christians embrace these homos and hors as good!!! You never hear these homos and hors call themselves Muslims!!

WHY NOT? You ask? Because Islam is not a corrupt religion!!!! They deal correctly with the recalcitrant ones!!!!
Don't confuse Catholics with Christians please! ;)
 

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I think you're the CORRUPT one PRL
 
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Originally posted by chili kat
That's funny...because I wasn't responding to your post
d!ckhead. I was responding to the whining "sosuave should be this" nature of such threads. Sorry if you thought you were some shread of significance in my posting....
I deleted my diatribe against you DJ chilli kat and in my humility I ask you for your forgiveness for my assuming such grandeur and self-aggrandizement!!!

But I see that you have quoted me and have left me in permanent shame for my over-reaction to your unsolicited persecution.

Forgive me DJ chili kat for my unjustified response against you!

DJ jprjrjr, how am I corrupt? How have I offended thee and what is the charge?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Your harsh accusing post against me has gone to the abyss, DJ chili kat. You are a forgiving and understanding one.


For those DJ's wondering what was said - DJ chili kat stated his absence on SoSuave was not regretted in the past months after he read the first post from the thread starter (Symp), but I thought he was referring to my posts in his chagrin - so I lambasted him and told him to leave SoSuave and that the earth will still revolve around the sun in his absence.
 

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Im starting to think prl is losing it?
 
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Originally posted by englishman
Im starting to think prl is losing it?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mr.Style

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
There is no argument - no one ever stated "all women are hors"!!
Plenty of people on this site have said that all women are hors. That was the point of the thread in the first place and if you read it, plenty of people agreed.

YOU were actually WRONG by saying "we said" all women are hors" - so don't act as if your argument was correct because you never had a basis to your argument!!!
No YOU were wrong by completely misunderstanding the point of the thread and thinking that it was about allowing women walk over men.

"I am" correct in my stance to say all hors are hors!!!
Good for you. But that was not what the thread was about.


Do you think Muslim women are hors??? Absolutely not!!! So, why would anyone have such a foolish notion!!!
No I don't judge people I've never met. I am not prejudiced. I judge people based on the content of their character.

The overwrwhelming majority of American women (including christians) are hors - now that is a fact!!!!
Actually that's not a fact, that's your opinion. :rolleyes:
 
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