Jake-inator
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:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by Don Ronny
And Lord knows, there is plenty of that gay sh!t here (this post included)
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by Don Ronny
And Lord knows, there is plenty of that gay sh!t here (this post included)
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Hmmm... You want women and you don't want hos.Originally posted by Jake-inator
To sum it all up:
American Hos aren't Women.
Your theory doesn't apply.
SEND US REAL WOMEN.We'll treat em good... Until then they're all wh0res to me.
Yes, exactly. You're catching on.Hmmm... You want women and you don't want hos.
When i meet a woman, I'll tell you. I don't seem to have a problem getting with ho's. They either love me or hate me.Do women, by your definition, want you? Or do you seem to only meet hos?
Like i mentioned before, i have yet to meet a woman.If you have, why aren't you focusing your time, energy and thoughts on them instead?
Well i would like a LTR at some point.If it is near impossible to find a 'real' women, is it even worth your sanity to desire it anymore?
Yes, Master Yoda... I desire that which i cannot have. I think i already mentioned this in the last post, where i specified our trade agreement:You say you love women and fvck hos. Hos obviously do not mind this sort of behavior. I doubt your definition of a woman will approve of such beliefs. You desire that which you cannot get.
Are you bastards scared to rumble???Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
I'm with you Jake - whoever loves and respect hors go on one side and those who will treat a hor like a hor comes on my side .... there is going to be a rumble on Suave!!!! !!!:trouble:
Claim your loyalty - you either with the hors and homos or you are with the men and women!!!!
I knew it eventually would come down to this - bring out your club guys and GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!.
:trouble: :trouble: :trouble: :trouble:
I'm getting my switchblade, somebody is going to get cut!
Damn, leave it to the Rican to pull out a blade every time.Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Are you bastards scared to rumble???
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Why don't you date black girls then!!??!Its got to the point where I dont even talk to them.....If there white and have a local acent Im outta there....
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think this alone should settle this. It's the truth.Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
When you respect and treat a lioness as a kitten, you get your ass eaten
Some people on this forum seem to have overlooked this post I made on the first page.Originally posted by Mr.Style
I'm not advocating letting woman walk over us. I am of the opinion that modern society is geared towards emascualting men through shows like Freinds which portray men as complete idiots but with that said, the solution isn't to go back to the stone age and treat women like animals in my opinion. James Bond doesn't get the girl by acing like a complete d*ck towards her. He is charming and suave while at the same time carrying himself with respect and class and he doesn't take sh*t from anybody. Surely that is what we are all aiming to be like rather than chauvinists who believe the garbage that women are inferior and aren't to be trusted.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.