Tongue Ring come backs?

[Borgon]

Hey, i was talking with this girl and i could sense that she was dropping little hints about her virginity and how she wanted to get a tongue ring... I am a careful analytical listener and she has said this more than 2 or 3 times. What are some good comebacks to follow up on the conversation when tongue rings are mentioned?

 

[wowiehowie]

I think you're mistaken in calling it a "tongue ring" - it's probably a "tongue stud". Sorry, I have no comebacks, but have always wanted to be "serviced" by a girl who has one. I'll try to make it a priority.

 

[Borgon]

Where am from, people call it tongue rings but studs sounds correct. Ive gotten a bj from someone with a tongue ring but i wasnt enjoying it much. She was hurting me, sucking too hard and it wasnt wet enough. I told her the stud out, and make it sloppy wet and swallow it deep.

 

[Muppet]

You don't notice it all that much, I have had a few diff girls with them and without them. You only really notice the big ones.

 

[n00bPimp]

A good line- "Are you gonna show me how it works?"