"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tongue Ring come backs?

Borgon

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Hey, i was talking with this girl and i could sense that she was dropping little hints about her virginity and how she wanted to get a tongue ring... I am a careful analytical listener and she has said this more than 2 or 3 times. What are some good comebacks to follow up on the conversation when tongue rings are mentioned?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wowiehowie

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I think you're mistaken in calling it a "tongue ring" - it's probably a "tongue stud". Sorry, I have no comebacks, but have always wanted to be "serviced" by a girl who has one. I'll try to make it a priority.
 

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Where am from, people call it tongue rings but studs sounds correct. Ive gotten a bj from someone with a tongue ring but i wasnt enjoying it much. She was hurting me, sucking too hard and it wasnt wet enough. I told her the stud out, and make it sloppy wet and swallow it deep.
 

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You don't notice it all that much, I have had a few diff girls with them and without them. You only really notice the big ones.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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