Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Last night I watched the game with my girlfriend from Atlanta. She was such a good sport about her team losing. That was the greatest game I ever saw.

What a year for Alpha males - Donald Trump wins the Presidency, and Tom Brady wins the Super Bowl. Welfare moms and sore losers will whine about this for years.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Trump is no alpha. He tweets a pretty good game but he's being led around by the d!ck by that rumpled tub of goo known around 1600 as POTUS Bannon.

Brady is though. HATE the guy but you gotta hand it to him.
 

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Douchebags like Trump? You like NAFTA? The TPP? Open borders? The Obamacare mandate? Auto outsourcing? Climate change taxes??
It's estimated that $5 billion was bet on the Super Bowl this year. $5 billion changed hands in one evening, privately. How long, and how much manpower and money, does it take for Congress to move five billion?
This takes one instant. It's called the Federal Reserve. They spent $15 Trillion in the bankster bailout and won't tell us where they spent it.

That's $15,000 Billion.
 

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I remember years ago Rush Limbaugh predicting that Liberals were going to declare war on sports. I was thinking to myself "yeah, bull****." Boy, was I ever wrong. Patriots won because they are the best team in the league.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I swear I hadn't seen this yet - tell me this doesn't prove my point.
Michael Che on SNL's Weekend Update said Boston was the most racist city he's ever seen. Not sure what that's based on, but that's what he said.

Anyone see that bit Fox played before the game with Johnny Cash reciting "Ragged Old Flag"? I kept wondering what Colin Kaepernick thought of that, since he doesn't consider the flag worth standing for.

As for Brady, Belichick, and the Patriots, I don't have any words. Just close down the NFL and let them keep the trophy.
 

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Trump is no alpha. He tweets a pretty good game but he's being led around by the d!ck by that rumpled tub of goo known around 1600 as POTUS Bannon.

Brady is though. HATE the guy but you gotta hand it to him.
Shocker. You hate two white guys who are accomplishing big things. Who'da thunk it??
 

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The day will likely come that the gun owners will have to solve this problem with the left once and for all.

http://www.infowars.com/trump-haters-now-want-to-assassinate-tom-brady/
Hmmmmm , lets see...............

Right corner:
People who place an emphasis on independence, liberty, and gun ownership
Veterans like myself
Skills like more exposure to the outdoors, knowledge of building and repairing things, and adaptability, born out of a necessity for self reliance.

Left Corner:
People who don't know how to operate a can opener, let alone a firearm
Impaired mobility caused by skinny jeans and ßDSM attire.
Their main tactical strategy involves gathering in a large and disorganized rabble, and roaming about the countryside like a swarm of bees, lashing out against trash cans and parked cars.
A good portion of them are obese, and all of them are cowards.


If it actually happened, it would have to be the most comedically pathetic civil war in mankind's history.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Shocker. You hate two white guys who are accomplishing big things. Who'da thunk it??
To be fair I like White guys have accomplished stuff. George Soros, James Deen, Sammy Sosa, Iron Man, the White version of Jesus

If it actually happened, it would have to be the most comedically pathetic civil war in mankind's history.
You forgot that White people (for the most part) can't fight. Sooooo....
 

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To be fair I like White guys have accomplished stuff. George Soros, James Deen, Sammy Sosa, Iron Man, the White version of Jesus



You forgot that White people (for the most part) can't fight. Sooooo....
Go ahead and get it out of your system....you know you want to......hold off.....just a little longer....

MUH D*CK!!!111
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tom Brady also got picked up in 1995 to play in MLB (pro-baseball)

I know nothing of American Football... but if you can be a ''pro'' in two different sport (football,baseball), get to win 5 times the highest distinction of your sport, still play at 40 years old (10 year past normal retirement), get the most succesful supermodel for wife (and she's good looking)... You are the Alpha and deserve admiration for that

The rest is history
 

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You can tell he's an alpha from this quote alone:

"If it was up to my wife, she would have me retire today. She told me that last night three times. And I said, ‘Too bad, babe, I’m having too much fun right now.’"
 
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