"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Last night I watched the game with my girlfriend from Atlanta. She was such a good sport about her team losing. That was the greatest game I ever saw.

What a year for Alpha males - Donald Trump wins the Presidency, and Tom Brady wins the Super Bowl. Welfare moms and sore losers will whine about this for years.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Trump is no alpha. He tweets a pretty good game but he's being led around by the d!ck by that rumpled tub of goo known around 1600 as POTUS Bannon.

Brady is though. HATE the guy but you gotta hand it to him.
 

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Douchebags like Trump? You like NAFTA? The TPP? Open borders? The Obamacare mandate? Auto outsourcing? Climate change taxes??
It's estimated that $5 billion was bet on the Super Bowl this year. $5 billion changed hands in one evening, privately. How long, and how much manpower and money, does it take for Congress to move five billion?
This takes one instant. It's called the Federal Reserve. They spent $15 Trillion in the bankster bailout and won't tell us where they spent it.

That's $15,000 Billion.
 

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I remember years ago Rush Limbaugh predicting that Liberals were going to declare war on sports. I was thinking to myself "yeah, bull****." Boy, was I ever wrong. Patriots won because they are the best team in the league.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I swear I hadn't seen this yet - tell me this doesn't prove my point.
Michael Che on SNL's Weekend Update said Boston was the most racist city he's ever seen. Not sure what that's based on, but that's what he said.

Anyone see that bit Fox played before the game with Johnny Cash reciting "Ragged Old Flag"? I kept wondering what Colin Kaepernick thought of that, since he doesn't consider the flag worth standing for.

As for Brady, Belichick, and the Patriots, I don't have any words. Just close down the NFL and let them keep the trophy.
 

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Trump is no alpha. He tweets a pretty good game but he's being led around by the d!ck by that rumpled tub of goo known around 1600 as POTUS Bannon.

Brady is though. HATE the guy but you gotta hand it to him.
Shocker. You hate two white guys who are accomplishing big things. Who'da thunk it??
 

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The day will likely come that the gun owners will have to solve this problem with the left once and for all.

http://www.infowars.com/trump-haters-now-want-to-assassinate-tom-brady/
Hmmmmm , lets see...............

Right corner:
People who place an emphasis on independence, liberty, and gun ownership
Veterans like myself
Skills like more exposure to the outdoors, knowledge of building and repairing things, and adaptability, born out of a necessity for self reliance.

Left Corner:
People who don't know how to operate a can opener, let alone a firearm
Impaired mobility caused by skinny jeans and ßDSM attire.
Their main tactical strategy involves gathering in a large and disorganized rabble, and roaming about the countryside like a swarm of bees, lashing out against trash cans and parked cars.
A good portion of them are obese, and all of them are cowards.


If it actually happened, it would have to be the most comedically pathetic civil war in mankind's history.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shocker. You hate two white guys who are accomplishing big things. Who'da thunk it??
To be fair I like White guys have accomplished stuff. George Soros, James Deen, Sammy Sosa, Iron Man, the White version of Jesus

If it actually happened, it would have to be the most comedically pathetic civil war in mankind's history.
You forgot that White people (for the most part) can't fight. Sooooo....
 

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To be fair I like White guys have accomplished stuff. George Soros, James Deen, Sammy Sosa, Iron Man, the White version of Jesus



You forgot that White people (for the most part) can't fight. Sooooo....
Go ahead and get it out of your system....you know you want to......hold off.....just a little longer....

MUH D*CK!!!111
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Tom Brady also got picked up in 1995 to play in MLB (pro-baseball)

I know nothing of American Football... but if you can be a ''pro'' in two different sport (football,baseball), get to win 5 times the highest distinction of your sport, still play at 40 years old (10 year past normal retirement), get the most succesful supermodel for wife (and she's good looking)... You are the Alpha and deserve admiration for that

The rest is history
 

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You can tell he's an alpha from this quote alone:

"If it was up to my wife, she would have me retire today. She told me that last night three times. And I said, ‘Too bad, babe, I’m having too much fun right now.’"
 
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