To the whiny sore losers who are lubing their anuses with Vaseline to commiserrate on behalf of Seattle, Indianapolis, Baltimore and Pittsburgh fans, along with writers for ESPN and NFL.com who predicted a Steelers win, and who want to talk about ball pressure and 4 game suspensions: you are a bunch of f*cking stupid assh*les. The Patriots are back in the Super Bowl. F*ck you.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Tom Brady and the Patriots - Greatest Team of All Time
- Thread starter bigneil
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I don't care too much for NFL football, but I must say that I love watching teams like New England win. They are managed very well. Not flashy, and they just execute football, the way it was meant to be played. None of the bling blind crap. Also, I love the way Belichek treats the media. Feed them sh*t, keep them in the dark.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The Patriots have definitely set new standards for cheating, but it doesn't matter, because their owner is buddies with the commissioner.
When the Jets visit Foxboro, they take all their trash home with them, because they are convinced Belichek will have it searched to try and find useful information. He's classy like that, kinda like the fan who pulled the fire alarm at 3 am at the Steeler's hotel the night before the game. The Patriots have a culture of sleaze.
When the Jets visit Foxboro, they take all their trash home with them, because they are convinced Belichek will have it searched to try and find useful information. He's classy like that, kinda like the fan who pulled the fire alarm at 3 am at the Steeler's hotel the night before the game. The Patriots have a culture of sleaze.