"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TO THE NEWBIES: EVER HEARD OF RUNNING A SEARCH??

DIESEL

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As the title implies.... RUN A FUKKIN SEARCH BEFORE POSTING A QUESTION.

In the last 6 weeks, basically 85% of the posts on this forum could have been easily answered by reading my GUIDE TO BULKING UP or related topics that have been posted either earlier or since.

I can't remember the last time a new lifter posted an interesting question for us older guys to answer.

Note how I only made one thread about bulking. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. IT'S NOT FUKKING ROCKET SCIENCE. IT'S SIMPLE.

MOST LIFTERS GET TOO BOGGED DOWN WITH BULLSHYT AND LOSE SIGHT OF THE BASICS.

TIME. INTENSITY. CONSISTENCY . CONSISTENT PROPER NUTRITION IS THE KEY. THAT'S IT. PERIOD.

IT TAKES YEARS TO GET FRIGGIN' HUGE AND MUSCULAR - NOT MONTHS, WEEKS OR DAYS.. EVEN ON ROIDS..

SO ALL YOU NEWBIES WAKE THE FUKK UP OUT OF THAT DREAM. YOU WILL NOT BE VIN DIESEL OVERNIGHT.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A TOTAL COMMITMENT TO GETTING HUGE.. HALF-ASSED TRAINING AND DISCIPLINE BREEDS HALF-ASSED (IF ANY) RESULTS.

That being said I urge the regular poster on this forum to boycott these fukking stupid, repetitive newbie questions and force these chodes to run searches.. I figure it makes them read and at the very least, they'll learn something along the way.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Aiken_Drum

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A BIG bump to this post.

De La Soul, why don't you close the topics which ask "How can I get big??" and nothing else with a message pointing to Diesel's post?
If someone doesn't agree with his system, he can post his own. But everyone on the board that has followed his directions has gotten bigger, so I know it's fault proof.
I'm gonna post a link to this thread in mod's forum, cause I wanted everyone on the forum to read my proposal & give opinions.
 

Aiken_Drum

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Deleting is not as useful cause they'll think we are some facists fvckers & also won't understand why.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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darkhorse

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Amen. The bulking guide is bible material (no fitness articles in the bible?). Now I just have to get off my azz and follow the program. I'm eagerly awaiting the cutting guide, if it ever makes it out.
 
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