"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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TO THE NEWBIES: EVER HEARD OF RUNNING A SEARCH??

DIESEL

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As the title implies.... RUN A FUKKIN SEARCH BEFORE POSTING A QUESTION.

In the last 6 weeks, basically 85% of the posts on this forum could have been easily answered by reading my GUIDE TO BULKING UP or related topics that have been posted either earlier or since.

I can't remember the last time a new lifter posted an interesting question for us older guys to answer.

Note how I only made one thread about bulking. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. IT'S NOT FUKKING ROCKET SCIENCE. IT'S SIMPLE.

MOST LIFTERS GET TOO BOGGED DOWN WITH BULLSHYT AND LOSE SIGHT OF THE BASICS.

TIME. INTENSITY. CONSISTENCY . CONSISTENT PROPER NUTRITION IS THE KEY. THAT'S IT. PERIOD.

IT TAKES YEARS TO GET FRIGGIN' HUGE AND MUSCULAR - NOT MONTHS, WEEKS OR DAYS.. EVEN ON ROIDS..

SO ALL YOU NEWBIES WAKE THE FUKK UP OUT OF THAT DREAM. YOU WILL NOT BE VIN DIESEL OVERNIGHT.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A TOTAL COMMITMENT TO GETTING HUGE.. HALF-ASSED TRAINING AND DISCIPLINE BREEDS HALF-ASSED (IF ANY) RESULTS.

That being said I urge the regular poster on this forum to boycott these fukking stupid, repetitive newbie questions and force these chodes to run searches.. I figure it makes them read and at the very least, they'll learn something along the way.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Aiken_Drum

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A BIG bump to this post.

De La Soul, why don't you close the topics which ask "How can I get big??" and nothing else with a message pointing to Diesel's post?
If someone doesn't agree with his system, he can post his own. But everyone on the board that has followed his directions has gotten bigger, so I know it's fault proof.
I'm gonna post a link to this thread in mod's forum, cause I wanted everyone on the forum to read my proposal & give opinions.
 

Aiken_Drum

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Deleting is not as useful cause they'll think we are some facists fvckers & also won't understand why.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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darkhorse

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Amen. The bulking guide is bible material (no fitness articles in the bible?). Now I just have to get off my azz and follow the program. I'm eagerly awaiting the cutting guide, if it ever makes it out.
 
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