"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah,

Go ahead an wall paper your room with the DJ bible.

If you want, you can blow this post up to poster size and put it in the hallway of the nearest Romanian post office.


Your also have my permission to make paper airplanes.

anything else?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Yeah,

Go ahead an wall paper your room with the DJ bible.

If you want, you can blow this post up to poster size and put it in the hallway of the nearest Romanian post office.


Your also have my permission to make paper airplanes.

anything else?
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LOL, your still a fool helmusty Skeezor
 
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Originally posted by squirrels
And your insults are still on a 3rd-grade level. :D
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1. You miss judged. I was clowning with him.

2. Who asked you to but into my comments to someone else.

3. I guess your still nosey mr. 6'4 with a 3'2 sized ego!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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