"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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From reading a lot of the post here... I realize that you guys are terrible and horrible at giving advice... you just can't take advice from a guy who's in the same hole as you are... it just wont work... You need to find a guy who knows exactly what he is talking about... or in a better hole laid with pure gold and perfumed with roses unlike the dirt hole your in...

The advice here are some of the most pathetic I have ever seen in my life... its that bad... why they are bad... I already told you why... the blind can't lead the blind... they will all fall in the garbage... most of you need some serious therapy...

You have to realize that you are a blind, pathetic loser before you can help yourself...




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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No you don't... your advice just make people go in circles!
 

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Lawyer, if you're so good at, start giving out advise so that we can critique it. You're so full of sh1t that you won't even back up what you say.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LAWYER

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tick37 said:
Lawyer, if you're so good at, start giving out advise so that we can critique it. You're so full of sh1t that you won't even back up what you say.

You can't take advice from people! they are not reliable!

{Open your eyes and forget everything you know... start new, search the truth, and do whats right... Courage!}
 

tick37

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LAWYER said:
if you can't see the sarcasm in this thread then you my dear is an idiot...

You can't take advice from people! they are not reliable!

{Open your eyes and forget everything you know... start new, search the truth, and do whats right... Courage!}
You have perfect grammar, too. Ciao!
 

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tick37 said:
You have perfect grammar, too. Ciao!

Nobody cares what you think.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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LAWYER said:
Nobody cares what you think.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Same to you, buddy! :)
 

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People only go around circles when they want to copy styles. It's either in you or its not. If you are going to make a negative post atleast make the title rant. If this is the only way you can contribute to this site might as well just leave.
 

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Birdem said:
People only go around circles when they want to copy styles. It's either in you or its not. If you are going to make a negative post atleast make the title rant. If this is the only way you can contribute to this site might as well just leave.

Its a brain twister... its not a rant... and if it sting you in the butt... you are digesting it wrong...:up:
 

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He's not totally wrong . Really , in this site are some chumps that never even spoke to HB's and give advices here .

Stop talking sh!t and post only from your experience . Dont say things that you just heard .

But here are some users that give great advices .

It would be better if MASTER DON JUAN is not depended on number of posts of user but from they responses and theyre experience .

Peace .
 

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Hey Lawyer, your a fckin loser. Your acting like a bltch with ur constant whining. Go locate ur balls. How's that advice? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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......So you say all the advice here is crap and that noone should give advice and so on and so forth.....so then why should I listen to you? I mean should I listen to you and do what you said...."
{Open your eyes and forget everything you know... start new, search the truth, and do whats right... Courage!}" So I do that...that sounds like advice.....and gosh oh darn it it's in the same place that you said not to take advice from Gee willikers! Next time dont contradict yourself and look like a fool, maybe you should change your username so you can save face.
 

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Nah I get him. The blind can't lead the blind.. and you can't change yourself if you don't admit your faults :D

How can you tell if you're right or just deluding yourself? That's the mind-****.
 

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LAWYER said:
From reading a lot of the post here... I realize that you guys are terrible and horrible at giving advice... you just can't take advice from a guy who's in the same hole as you are... it just wont work... You need to find a guy who knows exactly what he is talking about... or in a better hole laid with pure gold and perfumed with roses unlike the dirt hole your in...

The advice here are some of the most pathetic I have ever seen in my life... its that bad... why they are bad... I already told you why... the blind can't lead the blind... they will all fall in the garbage... most of you need some serious therapy...

You have to realize that you are a blind, pathetic loser before you can help yourself...




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Actually, this is about as poorly written, unoriginal a post as I've ever seen here.

We're all here for a reason....we all feel a need to improve ourselves. If we didn't feel the need for this, we wouldn't be here. Yes, sometimes we blunder, but so do many of the "experts." Good or bad, we're going to figure it out. As for what you have to say, some constructive criticism--or at least an attempt at a constructive (positive) theory--would be nice. Otherwise, have a nice day.
 

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Now repeat after me.... "I am a pathetic loser who has no balls." You're well on your way to banging supermodels now!

Damn dude, you're a hell of a motivational speaker! Can I send you money for your amazing insight via PayPal? :cheer:
 

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I think he's right. Everyone gets so defensive, as if their ego is attached to the forum. Basically what he's saying is there are a ton of people here that don't pick up chicks that give advice. His post clearly states to find the experts that actually have the experience.

You wouldn't take advice on trading stocks from someone that hasn't traded stocks before. You wouldn't take body building advice from someone that has never been to gym. So if you extrapolate it a little further you get...

There is advice here that I'm sure is great, just need to take it from people that actually have traveled down the path. It doesn't take much to sound like an expert. "Be a man" "Grab your balls" "live your life for yourself". Easy to say.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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