"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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From reading a lot of the post here... I realize that you guys are terrible and horrible at giving advice... you just can't take advice from a guy who's in the same hole as you are... it just wont work... You need to find a guy who knows exactly what he is talking about... or in a better hole laid with pure gold and perfumed with roses unlike the dirt hole your in...

The advice here are some of the most pathetic I have ever seen in my life... its that bad... why they are bad... I already told you why... the blind can't lead the blind... they will all fall in the garbage... most of you need some serious therapy...

You have to realize that you are a blind, pathetic loser before you can help yourself...




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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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No you don't... your advice just make people go in circles!
 
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Lawyer, if you're so good at, start giving out advise so that we can critique it. You're so full of sh1t that you won't even back up what you say.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tick37 said:
Lawyer, if you're so good at, start giving out advise so that we can critique it. You're so full of sh1t that you won't even back up what you say.
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You can't take advice from people! they are not reliable!

{Open your eyes and forget everything you know... start new, search the truth, and do whats right... Courage!}
 
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LAWYER said:
if you can't see the sarcasm in this thread then you my dear is an idiot...

You can't take advice from people! they are not reliable!

{Open your eyes and forget everything you know... start new, search the truth, and do whats right... Courage!}
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You have perfect grammar, too. Ciao!
 
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tick37 said:
You have perfect grammar, too. Ciao!
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Nobody cares what you think.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LAWYER said:
Nobody cares what you think.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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Same to you, buddy! :)
 
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People only go around circles when they want to copy styles. It's either in you or its not. If you are going to make a negative post atleast make the title rant. If this is the only way you can contribute to this site might as well just leave.
 
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People only go around circles when they want to copy styles. It's either in you or its not. If you are going to make a negative post atleast make the title rant. If this is the only way you can contribute to this site might as well just leave.
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Its a brain twister... its not a rant... and if it sting you in the butt... you are digesting it wrong...:up:
 
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He's not totally wrong . Really , in this site are some chumps that never even spoke to HB's and give advices here .

Stop talking sh!t and post only from your experience . Dont say things that you just heard .

But here are some users that give great advices .

It would be better if MASTER DON JUAN is not depended on number of posts of user but from they responses and theyre experience .

Peace .
 
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Hey Lawyer, your a fckin loser. Your acting like a bltch with ur constant whining. Go locate ur balls. How's that advice? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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......So you say all the advice here is crap and that noone should give advice and so on and so forth.....so then why should I listen to you? I mean should I listen to you and do what you said...."
{Open your eyes and forget everything you know... start new, search the truth, and do whats right... Courage!}" So I do that...that sounds like advice.....and gosh oh darn it it's in the same place that you said not to take advice from Gee willikers! Next time dont contradict yourself and look like a fool, maybe you should change your username so you can save face.
 
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Nah I get him. The blind can't lead the blind.. and you can't change yourself if you don't admit your faults :D

How can you tell if you're right or just deluding yourself? That's the mind-****.
 
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LAWYER said:
From reading a lot of the post here... I realize that you guys are terrible and horrible at giving advice... you just can't take advice from a guy who's in the same hole as you are... it just wont work... You need to find a guy who knows exactly what he is talking about... or in a better hole laid with pure gold and perfumed with roses unlike the dirt hole your in...

The advice here are some of the most pathetic I have ever seen in my life... its that bad... why they are bad... I already told you why... the blind can't lead the blind... they will all fall in the garbage... most of you need some serious therapy...

You have to realize that you are a blind, pathetic loser before you can help yourself...




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Actually, this is about as poorly written, unoriginal a post as I've ever seen here.

We're all here for a reason....we all feel a need to improve ourselves. If we didn't feel the need for this, we wouldn't be here. Yes, sometimes we blunder, but so do many of the "experts." Good or bad, we're going to figure it out. As for what you have to say, some constructive criticism--or at least an attempt at a constructive (positive) theory--would be nice. Otherwise, have a nice day.
 
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Now repeat after me.... "I am a pathetic loser who has no balls." You're well on your way to banging supermodels now!

Damn dude, you're a hell of a motivational speaker! Can I send you money for your amazing insight via PayPal? :cheer:
 
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I think he's right. Everyone gets so defensive, as if their ego is attached to the forum. Basically what he's saying is there are a ton of people here that don't pick up chicks that give advice. His post clearly states to find the experts that actually have the experience.

You wouldn't take advice on trading stocks from someone that hasn't traded stocks before. You wouldn't take body building advice from someone that has never been to gym. So if you extrapolate it a little further you get...

There is advice here that I'm sure is great, just need to take it from people that actually have traveled down the path. It doesn't take much to sound like an expert. "Be a man" "Grab your balls" "live your life for yourself". Easy to say.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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