"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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to cheat or not to cheat?

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Originally posted by CharmaLeo
Cheat, you are a man and it is your obligation. It is your God-given right. Just don't let her find out.
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Anyone who doesn't cheat on their girlfriend should be arrested and deported.
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Morons.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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if you're dating - and seeing two people that's ok. but if you're in a relationship.. man you don't need that stress. the stress is not worth it.
 
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Just to give an idea of how harsh cheating really is... in the bible (I know it holds little weight in this day and age) condemned adulterers to death.

PS... I am not catholic either, but the bible does offer some truths worth living by.
 
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I walked around the weight room waiting to build up the nerve to go over there and give her a hug. I even said something like "I'm kind of nervous about this [going up and giving you a hug]" and she said "Yeah, I can tell."
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Needless to say, after awhile she made a habit of avoiding me. But heck, I can't blame her, I was a freakin' dork.
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And you are still a dork.
 
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