"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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To ask for the ***** or NOT

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MelMan124

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I am fairly when it comes to getting in sack with these broads out here, but I am the suave type I don't go straight out and ask for the *****, I work my way to it.

Should I feel like I am disrespecting her if I just tell her I am trying to ****?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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alakazam

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Just slowly progress....if she doesn't want to go, then slow down. Remember, no means no though.
 

Walden

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What a moronic question.
 

RabidDog

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Sure, if you want a total ho and enough diseases to make your wang rot into mush. A girl that would respond to that is just straight up nasty, and no challenge, therefore no fun.


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Dont EVER, BUT EVER...EVER....EVER.... ask her.

Take her in there and continue unless she says stop or "no". And if it happens too often move on

Only dweebs will ask in high nasely caucasian voices "dear can we have sex tonight". You gotta be like da brutha's and take that shyt where you want it to go...be in control!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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