"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CapiCrimini

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The only problem when you close a thread Is I don't get to thank you for stopping it... Otherwise It would go on forever... I hate that...So thank you for all the times you've stopped the flaming wars from erupting and closed threads... a tribute... since once the thread is closed we can't thank you... all my gratitude goes here.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Eternal

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Capi, stop with the ass kissing. You are the reason why I have to close a lot of the threads.
 

CapiCrimini

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Capi, stop with the ass kissing
I'm not ass kissing... Your my substitute for self-control
 

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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
I'm not ass kissing... Your my substitute for self-control
:rolleyes:
 

CapiCrimini

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I'm serious... I'd be drawn into those flame wars forever... I jus can't stop... I've been sitting on hold for Sony's customer service for four hours now... I just can't hang up....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Owned.
 
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