To a girl, how do you refer to the poon?

[Teflon_Mcgee]

This is a serious question and I've come to realize one of my sticking points.

In normal circumstances I don't have a problem being crude or vulgar when talking to a girl (if needed) but I always get shy when I want to refer to the poonanni. Of course if she brings it up first I will use her term.

So when you're talking to a girl and you want to refer to the pu$$y do you say pu$$sy, cvnt, box, snatch, vagina, or what? What would you guys consider to be the most acceptable. From past experience I can say cvnt seems generally offensive.

And I'm not talking about dirty talk in the bedroom. I'm talking about in regular, friendly conversation.

From the ladies on the forum what do you like best?

 

[Fash]

Try "lady garden". They will find this funny AND none offensive.

 

[mpimpin]

I usually just use whatever term they use as well or imply using an analogy or something until they say a term then use it. I've found a lot of girls can get offended by referring to it as a pu$$y or cvnt.

 

[mpimpin]

Try "lady garden". They will find this funny AND none offensive.

Excellent idea

 

[diplomatic_lies]

What's wrong with cvnt? I use it all the time, especially at fast food restaurants. "Hey, hurry up with my big mac, you minimum wage cvnts!"

 

[Nighthawk]

Fvck-hole.

Lady Garden would be ideal if vulgarity is momentarily inappropriate.

 

[blowme]

the bearded clam

 

[ShizamDaMan]

The Nani, as in Poonani

 

[Charm&Style]

use which ever word but in a comical sence.

i personal have never encountered trouble with this...i usualy use Poonani cause its from ALI G. or vagina or Gina from 40 yr old virgin.

just be relaxed and mature about it and they wont trip out. if she does then tell her to get a grip on life and stop acting like a 5 year old cvnt.

 

[trajhenkhet02]

depends on how well you know the person your talking too. The more you know the person the more you can get away with verbally however disposition also plays a heavy factor as well.

 

[Man Of Adventure]

squishmitten seems to get quite a few laughs. If a few girls get offended who cares. You can make fun of their "virgin ears" and theyll probably get the picture to lighten up.

 

[WaterTiger]

How about her...
"Special Place"
"Passion Flower"
"Pink Butterfly"
"Love Canal"
"Australia" (Because it's down under.)

 

[Fash]

"Australia" (Because it's down under.)

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Vulpine]

"Bits"

"Stuff"

"Junk"

"Crease" (or "Fold" or "Junction")

"Slot B" (as in, "Insert Tab A into Slot B")

Depends on the context.


Edit: a funny side note, I've been mildly dyslexic in the past (I'm left-handed). I once read "tampon" as "harpoon" and have been calling tampons "harpoons" ever since 'cuz it's hella funny, and, with the string hanging off the tampon, it's like the rope hanging off the harpoon!

 

[wayword]

It depends on the girl. Some like the dirty talk, others like a clever innuendo.

A lot of your success with women is all about accurately calibrating (reading) her and yourself.

 

[dreamxhenry]

rather then asking us,why won't you try to find out.

 

[Chosen1]

my sister says pvssy and so does my mom i live with 4 women and 2 other dudes and the dudes in my house curse less then the girls (no i'm not sick)

 

[girlsarecrazy]

"Pleasure Town"