"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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To a girl, how do you refer to the poon?

Teflon_Mcgee

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This is a serious question and I've come to realize one of my sticking points.

In normal circumstances I don't have a problem being crude or vulgar when talking to a girl (if needed) but I always get shy when I want to refer to the poonanni. Of course if she brings it up first I will use her term.

So when you're talking to a girl and you want to refer to the pu$$y do you say pu$$sy, cvnt, box, snatch, vagina, or what? What would you guys consider to be the most acceptable. From past experience I can say cvnt seems generally offensive.

And I'm not talking about dirty talk in the bedroom. I'm talking about in regular, friendly conversation.

From the ladies on the forum what do you like best?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fash

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Try "lady garden". They will find this funny AND none offensive.
 

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I usually just use whatever term they use as well or imply using an analogy or something until they say a term then use it. I've found a lot of girls can get offended by referring to it as a pu$$y or cvnt.
 

mpimpin

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Fash said:
Try "lady garden". They will find this funny AND none offensive.
Excellent idea
 

diplomatic_lies

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What's wrong with cvnt? I use it all the time, especially at fast food restaurants. "Hey, hurry up with my big mac, you minimum wage cvnts!"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Nighthawk

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Fvck-hole.

Lady Garden would be ideal if vulgarity is momentarily inappropriate.
 

ShizamDaMan

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The Nani, as in Poonani :)
 

Charm&Style

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use which ever word but in a comical sence.

i personal have never encountered trouble with this...i usualy use Poonani cause its from ALI G. or vagina or Gina from 40 yr old virgin.

just be relaxed and mature about it and they wont trip out. if she does then tell her to get a grip on life and stop acting like a 5 year old cvnt.
 

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depends on how well you know the person your talking too. The more you know the person the more you can get away with verbally however disposition also plays a heavy factor as well.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Man Of Adventure

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squishmitten seems to get quite a few laughs. If a few girls get offended who cares. You can make fun of their "virgin ears" and theyll probably get the picture to lighten up.
 

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How about her...
"Special Place"
"Passion Flower"
"Pink Butterfly"
"Love Canal"
"Australia" (Because it's down under.)
 

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WaterTiger said:
"Australia" (Because it's down under.)
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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"Bits"

"Stuff"

"Junk"

"Crease" (or "Fold" or "Junction")

"Slot B" (as in, "Insert Tab A into Slot B")

Depends on the context.


Edit: a funny side note, I've been mildly dyslexic in the past (I'm left-handed). I once read "tampon" as "harpoon" and have been calling tampons "harpoons" ever since 'cuz it's hella funny, and, with the string hanging off the tampon, it's like the rope hanging off the harpoon!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Chosen1

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my sister says pvssy and so does my mom i live with 4 women and 2 other dudes and the dudes in my house curse less then the girls (no i'm not sick)
 
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