"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tired of WACK Posters!!!

Don Ronny

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Hmm..you have a point there. But still, did ya HAVE to flop it out? Totally ruined my fantasy of you. :(
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
Hmm..you have a point there. But still, did ya HAVE to flop it out? Totally ruined my fantasy of you. :(
Sorry baby, I'll go back to the Doctor tomorrow and get my boobies back ok ;) :D
 

Don Ronny

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LOL...okay. Just make sure you get an upgrade this time! Those saggy B-cups werent cutting it! :p
 

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I agree with the o.p. I find it funny when not knowing anybody else from Adam(or Eve) people will resort to calling someone that most horrible insult(afc). Alot of people need to go fvck the town slut and relax.
 
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