"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tips for 3 some in Vegas please!

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I will be with my GF in Vegas Saturday morning untill Wednesday.

What is the best and cheapest way for a 3 some?

Do I order "entertainment" from those cards on the ground and send them to our hotel?

We are going to see a Berlesk show and I'm thinking about just saying "lets order some entertainment" while we are in our hotel.

Help guys, she is down for anything to please me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Go to a hotel bar. Find a third bytch and get her drunk with you and your bytch. Shouldn't be that hard if you're decent looking and your bytch is decent looking too.
 

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Stay away from the business card "professionals." Dangerous and likely a scam.
I will be with my GF in Vegas Saturday morning untill Wednesday.

What is the best and cheapest way for a 3 some?

Do I order "entertainment" from those cards on the ground and send them to our hotel?

Don't even think about going this route. Nothing good can come from it. Just begging to be scammed when the girl doesn't look anything like the picture and will overcharge you to the max. You could also get robbed.

We are going to see a Berlesk show and I'm thinking about just saying "lets order some entertainment" while we are in our hotel.

Help guys, she is down for anything to please me.
See above.
 
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Go to a hotel bar. Find a third bytch and get her drunk with you and your bytch. Shouldn't be that hard if you're decent looking and your bytch is decent looking too.
This is doable (pun intended). Just be careful because plenty of lone wolf women at bars can be hookers. There are plenty of single legitimate women too, but you have to screen carefully.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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If you get a 3some with a willing stranger then you're better then Spaz.

I've only ever managed 3some's with women that are already friends to begin with.
 

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If you get a 3some with a willing stranger then you're better then Spaz.

I've only ever managed 3some's with women that are already friends to begin with.
Spaz, spaz, spaz.... Come to Bridgeport, CT... The dapper toad will hook you up.
 

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Spaz, spaz, spaz.... Come to Bridgeport, CT... The dapper toad will hook you up.
If it's one of those private exclusive swingers activities that's hosted in a hotel presidential suite etc, done that once in Singapore.

Perhaps it's because I was tricked into it that I had a bad after taste when it's all done.

Everyone was wearing a masquerade mask hahaha
 

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Let her pick up the woman. Stay out of it. Just be friendly and social and even flirt around the bar and come back periodically while your girl works it.
Let it be about them
 

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Let her pick up the woman. Stay out of it. Just be friendly and social and even flirt around the bar and come back periodically while your girl works it.
Let it be about them
Strait from "The Game" eh? Thanks for the reminder.. She knows I like blondes...

I still think it might be easier with an escort as long as she is legit.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Strait from "The Game" eh? Thanks for the reminder.. She knows I like blondes...

I still think it might be easier with an escort as long as she is legit.
I haven’t read the game but I do know a guy who’s girlfriend pulls it off like that all the time.
 
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