"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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****ting around where you eat

Epicwinguy

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I work at a shopping mall. This makes me more hesitant and reluctant to approach girls at the mall as what if one of the girls gets offended, recognizes me from where I work, and this winds up negatively effecting me? I have common sense and manners, but still. If I'm having a bad day, and my approach is clearly forced, it could make the girls uncomfortable, and may come around to bite me in the ass
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Epicwinguy

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I don't think the fact that you work at the mall is really all that relevant. What I find interesting is what would be so offensive about your approach that it could cause such a problem? All I can imagine is a scenario where a woman gets on the phone:

Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Is this Epic's Supervisor?"
Man: "Yes, Mam. How can I help you?"
Woman: " Your employee was charismatic, smiled and made me giggle! I'm F*CKING FURIOUS!!!"
Man: "I'm very sorry to hear that mam."
Woman: "I want him FIRED!"
Man "I assure you, Mam, we take these kinds of things VERY seriously. I will personally handle this situation."
lol you're implying I am charismatic? I appreciate it, but tbh I barely even know what "charismatic" means
 
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