Tinder

[mr. kennedy]

Just signed up. Any tips for a newbie?

 

[J Roc]

dont take any of them on dates. they have hundreds of simps asking them out on dates. get their number, talk on the phone and make them comfortable with coming over to your house and bone them. rinse and repeat.

 

[marmel75]

dont take any of them on dates. they have hundreds of simps asking them out on dates. get their number, talk on the phone and make them comfortable with coming over to your house and bone them. rinse and repeat.

Why the hell would a dude try and take a girl on a date when the app is labeled as a hook up app?

SMFH

 

[mr. kennedy]

That's what I don't understand. It's labeled as a hook up app yet the women I match with say on their profile that they are not looking for a one nighter. Is it just a way for them not to be seen as a s!ut? Anyone else see the same?

 

[Heraclius]

dont take any of them on dates. they have hundreds of simps asking them out on dates. get their number, talk on the phone and make them comfortable with coming over to your house and bone them. rinse and repeat.

Can confirm, this is what easily 75% of the women on Tinder are looking for.

Another 20% are pure attention *****s with no intention of meeting any guy because they're too in love with themselves, and the remaining 5% might still be deluded and thinking that they might actually find a decent boyfriend off the app.


I've gotten laid 4 times off of Tinder now, with pretty minimal effort on my part (only took 1 of them on an actual date).

 

[mr. kennedy]

^ I seem to be attracting the deluded 5%.

 

[Heraclius]

That's what I don't understand. It's labeled as a hook up app yet the women I match with say on their profile that they are not looking for a one nighter. Is it just a way for them not to be seen as a s!ut? Anyone else see the same?

You got it. Girls need to be able to convince themselves and pretend within their social circle that they aren't huge slvts.

Its also so they have plausible deniability if they end up meeting you, but aren't actually as attracted to you as they thought they were.

Ie) its going to be awkward for her if she comes over to your place and shes made it readily apparent that she wants to hookup with guys from Tinder, but then you don't give her gina tingles in person. This way she can pretend that hooking up wasnt in her mind at all when she came over. And then if it does happen it was all a "spontaneous, happy surprise" as one Tinder girl justified it to me in bed. "She never does this"

 

[Zarky]

Maybe I'm too old or my game is shot, but I simply can't find chicks looking for "just a hookup" on Tinder. Every one lays it out there "I'm not looking for a hookup" in like her first message and I just delete the message. They might be lying but... I just don't have enough free time to take that chance. I need it to be pretty explicit before I'm willing to head out the door (or even continue with a conversation these days) and waste an evening on some new broad.

 

[mr. kennedy]

^ Is it ever explicit? Because all I see is "I'm not looking for a hookup" in most profiles. As if these chicks are now using Tinder as another Match.com.

 

[Zarky]

I'll give anyone reps if they can post screencaps of chicks suggesting NSA hookups on Tinder. I just wanna see some. I hear guys talking about them but I'll believe 'em when I see 'em. Because my evo psych training says that an evolutionary benefit is not conferred on women who have casual sex with random guys, and is therefore selected against over generations.

Just wanna see some screencaps. I had luck the first time I used Tinder but since then it's been "I'm looking for a boyfriend..." same as Match, POF, OKC, and you name it.

 

[the_stig]

I've had one NSA hookup on Tinder, pretty good looking newly divorced single mom who had just moved to my state, but hadn't brought her kids over yet. I went sexual right away and she took the bait. Funny enough, ignored my initial text, most guys would have NEXTed, but I decided to open her up a week later by texting "Ready for some amazing sex?" out of the blue. Was balls deep inside her two hours later.

Have had a few others agree to hookup, but I never followed through. Have got nudes of probably 8-10 chicks. Had a few late night invites but didn't like them enough in real life to bang. Yeah, you can get laid on tinder if you're aggressive. The trick is to not word it like it's a one night stand, girls usually hate that, but get them to invite you over for scary movies and cuddling, massages, whatever, then escalate.

On another note, I'm pretty much exclusive with a girl I met off Tinder. She initiated, left me her #, and deleted the app after our first date went well. No BS. Maybe there is hope after all..

 

[Packers2010]

tips for the noobie:

delete your account.
put your phone down
go out
talk to girls.

tinder is one big closter **** off attention *****s and damaged girls. you can do better bro

 

[spiegel549]

tips for the noobie:

delete your account.
put your phone down
go out
talk to girls.

tinder is one big closter **** off attention *****s and damaged girls. you can do better bro

+1

Seriously. I did the Tinder run for several months. I put SOOOOO much time into swiping, matching, setting up lays etc. I would ONLY swipe if it was an 8 or higher with looks and I did get some decent lays off of it BUT at one point I swiped right to everything with out even looking and thats when I started matching up with BEASTS lol...

I just deleted my account last night because I was tired of the women on there expecting to be treated like princesses. Its nothing but attention whors.

I would have to say that 75% of the women I matched with I got to the point of getting there numbers, set up the date, and they either would make an excuse and never set up a date or flake the day of.

I refuse to fuk anything less then a 7 in my eyes.

On a side note if your a good looking dude. Have a good body. You throw up a few athletic shirtless pics. and don't mind slamming some 4's & 5's you will have a field day!! Just not for me haha

 

[spiegel549]

I've had one NSA hookup on Tinder, pretty good looking newly divorced single mom who had just moved to my state, but hadn't brought her kids over yet. I went sexual right away and she took the bait. Funny enough, ignored my initial text, most guys would have NEXTed, but I decided to open her up a week later by texting "Ready for some amazing sex?" out of the blue. Was balls deep inside her two hours later.

Have had a few others agree to hookup, but I never followed through. Have got nudes of probably 8-10 chicks. Had a few late night invites but didn't like them enough in real life to bang. Yeah, you can get laid on tinder if you're aggressive. The trick is to not word it like it's a one night stand, girls usually hate that, but get them to invite you over for scary movies and cuddling, massages, whatever, then escalate.

On another note, I'm pretty much exclusive with a girl I met off Tinder. She initiated, left me her #, and deleted the app after our first date went well. No BS. Maybe there is hope after all..

You remind me of a buddy of mine who wastes NO TIME in small talk. He matches. Sends a sexual text right away. A lot ignore him, but he does get a lot of cute ones too that are DTF and meet up with him and he gets laid.

What are some of your openers that you found would work? I tend to get to into the chit chat...was going to re open the app down the road with a more blunt "lets get together and hook up" approach with no dates.

 

[Nycbkdude]

Yea most are looking to hook up some are desperate girls looking for love.
I dont have a place of my own so the way i go about it is date then motel.

 

[Zarky]

a buddy of mine..... a lot of cute ones too that are DTF and meet up with him and he gets laid.

This is what I always hear... "a buddy of mine" "gets laid a lot with Tinder." Please have your buddy send you screencaps of girls agreeing to have NSA sex with him. Then link to those pics here. You can redact any sensitive information. Thanks.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I don't even have a smart phone, so I can't use Tinder.

Craigslist is easy. If you just get a bi girl for a fb, you can bang two new slvts every week. I'll be at least exchanging naked pics with a new girl almost every time I sit down at the computer. That's what I did all afternoon today.

 

[Jaylan]

I don't even have a smart phone, so I can't use Tinder.

Craigslist is easy. If you just get a bi girl for a fb, you can bang two new slvts every week. I'll be at least exchanging naked pics with a new girl almost every time I sit down at the computer. That's what I did all afternoon today.

Use Bluestacks. Its a Android app player. Then get Fake GPS. This way you can accurate set your GPS in the app player. Then have fun with Tinder.

I used the Bluestacks app player when I bricked my smartphone. I was using a messaging phone for a couple weeks, and thus had to do any Tinder-ing while at home on my pc.

Try it out.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I tried the bluestacks, and I thought it was really neat. That is until I closed it, and realized I now had a massive amount of spyware. Sosuave suddenly became full of embedded links to spam and other vbulletin forums had video pop-up ads that were not there before.

The funny thing about the spam links was when they were embedded in the sosuave race threads. It would pick out the words "white people" and make them a link. When mousing over it, a little balloon box would appear that said White People - click here to find out what you need to know.

Malwarebytes removed the spyware no problem. But I'm not sure if it will re-install or not whenever I re-open bluestacks. Anyone downloading bluestacks should be advised that it is full of spyware.

 

[Comatozed]

These days almost everybody single has it, purely as something to do when bored. Sure, some will actually meet up but the majority are just having fun and/or seeing what they could get. It's an ego thing.

I've had a mixed bag; one I just ****ed, a couple 'date' then **** and a couple date with them having the intention to not just **** on the first night.

I have a date lined up with one tmr and I honestly have no idea if she intends to ****. I ****ing hope so.