Tinder Trolling.

[The411]

Some of these dudes are trolling Tinder with some pretty funny ish. The first link dude has some hilarious lines BSing with chicks for the fun of it.
Funny thing is some of these may actually work...

IE:

Hey! Did you know you could make a decent living selling hot dogs? "Because you sure know how to make a weiner stand."

What sex position produces the ugliest kids? "Ask your parents I'm sure they'll have the answer.

What's the difference between me and my couch? "My couch pulls out."

Others:

What's the difference between you and college at night? "I'm not going to come into college tonight."

I want you to wear my fathers work suit and take me out to the shed to show me what happens to the naughty boys. After she responds he replies: "Sorry I meant to say Hey. Autocorrect. Am I right?"

Want to know what I would do if I could re-arrainge the Alphabet? Put the D in U.

"Hey I need your number" Chick replies: "Why?" Dude replies: Sexting purposes.

"Hey there. I'm exhausted." Chick replies why? "I spent all day hiding every chair I could find so when you come over you won't have anywhere to sit but my face."

"Do you have pet insurance?" "Because I'm going to destroy your puzzy"


http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/bored-student-trolls-tinder-girls/

http://tindertrolls.com/

http://diply.com/menshumor/epic-tinder-troll/44015

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6989633/this-guy-is-trolling-tinder-by-recreating-users-bad-photos

 

[Comatozed]

Only a grade A bell end would find these funny.

 

[The411]

Only a grade A bell end would find these funny.

Chicks dig bellends. =)

 

[No.Danny]

Can't believe some of those worked. .... actually I can :crackup:

 

[LMFAO]

Cheesy as f*ck, like all those ****e American Youtube sh*t aimed at 12 year olds. Like the Simple Pickup Indian and Chinese virgins.

 

[The411]

Cheesy as f*ck, like all those ****e American Youtube sh*t aimed at 12 year olds. Like the Simple Pickup Indian and Chinese virgins.

Believe it or not chicks dig the cheesy chit over the "alpha epic opener".

I used to make up completely retarded "complimentary" chit and destroyed it on POF.

The problem is dudes take it too far with the funny online or talking online. Open with something ridiculous then quick normal conversation in the most three messages, tell them to give you their number then text them yours right after. Chat a bit, set up a meet, tell them to send you a pic for your phones "picture caller id" and they send one. If they find you good looking enough some will automatically send you something sexy.

 

[No.Danny]

^ this guy gets it