"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Some of these dudes are trolling Tinder with some pretty funny ish. The first link dude has some hilarious lines BSing with chicks for the fun of it.
Funny thing is some of these may actually work...

IE:

Hey! Did you know you could make a decent living selling hot dogs? "Because you sure know how to make a weiner stand."

What sex position produces the ugliest kids? "Ask your parents I'm sure they'll have the answer.

What's the difference between me and my couch? "My couch pulls out."

Others:

What's the difference between you and college at night? "I'm not going to come into college tonight."

I want you to wear my fathers work suit and take me out to the shed to show me what happens to the naughty boys. After she responds he replies: "Sorry I meant to say Hey. Autocorrect. Am I right?"

Want to know what I would do if I could re-arrainge the Alphabet? Put the D in U.

"Hey I need your number" Chick replies: "Why?" Dude replies: Sexting purposes.

"Hey there. I'm exhausted." Chick replies why? "I spent all day hiding every chair I could find so when you come over you won't have anywhere to sit but my face."

"Do you have pet insurance?" "Because I'm going to destroy your puzzy"


http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/bored-student-trolls-tinder-girls/

http://tindertrolls.com/

http://diply.com/menshumor/epic-tinder-troll/44015

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6989633/this-guy-is-trolling-tinder-by-recreating-users-bad-photos
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Can't believe some of those worked. .... actually I can :crackup:
 
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Cheesy as f*ck, like all those ****e American Youtube sh*t aimed at 12 year olds. Like the Simple Pickup Indian and Chinese virgins.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LMFAO said:
Cheesy as f*ck, like all those ****e American Youtube sh*t aimed at 12 year olds. Like the Simple Pickup Indian and Chinese virgins.
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Believe it or not chicks dig the cheesy chit over the "alpha epic opener".

I used to make up completely retarded "complimentary" chit and destroyed it on POF.

The problem is dudes take it too far with the funny online or talking online. Open with something ridiculous then quick normal conversation in the most three messages, tell them to give you their number then text them yours right after. Chat a bit, set up a meet, tell them to send you a pic for your phones "picture caller id" and they send one. If they find you good looking enough some will automatically send you something sexy.
 
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^ this guy gets it
 
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