"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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phillies

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Do you think this will work?

"Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but my wife, if she shows up. And she's a drinker. Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, I'll place my underpants on the table, fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed and we'll consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren't shallow. A plus if you wear my mothers perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I'm 6 foot and four inches. Those are two measurements."
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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El Payaso

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Sounds like you're trying too hard.
 

Von

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Oh you picked that on a website, be original.

But it's entertaining
 

Bingo-Player

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yea its ok some chicks may even respond to it, but do you really want to be seen as putting that much effort into a tinder bio ?

to me it just screams "I've got too much time on my hands"
 
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