"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you think this will work?

"Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but my wife, if she shows up. And she's a drinker. Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, I'll place my underpants on the table, fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed and we'll consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren't shallow. A plus if you wear my mothers perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I'm 6 foot and four inches. Those are two measurements."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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El Payaso

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Sounds like you're trying too hard.
 
Von

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Oh you picked that on a website, be original.

But it's entertaining
 
Bingo-Player

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yea its ok some chicks may even respond to it, but do you really want to be seen as putting that much effort into a tinder bio ?

to me it just screams "I've got too much time on my hands"
 
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