"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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HollowHorizon

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Just a question, What is Your G'f ***** Is Really Tight and Your ****s Really Big,, I mean what if shes so tight my D!ick Cant Get Hard Enough To Penetrate, Shes so tight it bends... Any Ways To Make Your Pecker Harder?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Obsidian

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rofl

And you always see these dumb links about how humongous size is so important...
 

Skilla_Staz

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Two threads. Same topic.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SmokeX

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HollowHorizon - Have you tried anylube? It works great...... for most cases.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Anybody else wonder why he keeps referring to his "giant penis", and why basically every word is capitalized...
 

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A lot of time on his hands maybe? And the possibility of typing with only one hand. But yes, Lube is amazing :D

Smoke
 

BluEyes

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Some people, eh?

I just don't understand the desire to be funny on the internet. I come here to learn stuff, not entertain.

Anyways, just so my post isn't as dismal as yours...

Try kegels. Google it and start working that muscle down there.
 
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