"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HollowHorizon

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Just a question, What is Your G'f ***** Is Really Tight and Your ****s Really Big,, I mean what if shes so tight my D!ick Cant Get Hard Enough To Penetrate, Shes so tight it bends... Any Ways To Make Your Pecker Harder?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Obsidian

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rofl

And you always see these dumb links about how humongous size is so important...
 

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Two threads. Same topic.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HollowHorizon - Have you tried anylube? It works great...... for most cases.
 

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Anybody else wonder why he keeps referring to his "giant penis", and why basically every word is capitalized...
 

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A lot of time on his hands maybe? And the possibility of typing with only one hand. But yes, Lube is amazing :D

Smoke
 

BluEyes

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Some people, eh?

I just don't understand the desire to be funny on the internet. I come here to learn stuff, not entertain.

Anyways, just so my post isn't as dismal as yours...

Try kegels. Google it and start working that muscle down there.
 
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