Throughout your day I want you to be focused on being smooth..

[cola]

It ain't much more sexy than a man in command of his environment.
Smooth. Gq.
Today I want you to glide thru life. Put your sun glasses on. Unsnap the buttons on your shirt one lower.
You're cool. You're calm. You're
collected. You are confident not because problems wont arrive, you are confident because you will find a solution for them, and many times spin them in your favor.
No sh€t test can affect you, you just laugh at them. She rejected you? Truly her loss. Boss being a douche?Just smile at him. Cut your finger? Got to go to the e r, try to get a date with the triage nurse. Yes sir. This is how you glide thru life. Just a man and his big nutsack.. care free because whatever comes you know you are going to kick its ass.
So it's no rush. Lets walk a little slower, talk a little slower, smile a little more and be smoothe as 18 year old kardashian booty..​

I wrote this for me, a reminder to myself, but hopefully somebody feel me and benefits, these are the conversations you should replace all that negative self talk with until it becomes who you are..

 

[BrainDamage92]

This sounds awfully like what the male version of a female magazine would include if there was such a thing. I generally agree, but I'd rather make sure that women notice me noticing them on the street, which is why I stopped wearing glasses like two years ago, not necessairlly couse of women, because I want people to look me in the eye not in the glasses. Why hide my eyes and turn from a cheeky bastard (I aint but I like to play with facial expressions and observe the response), into a stoner shmug. What I really like to do sometimes, and its stupid and childish, but still sometimes I like to take off my shirt and walk on the street and just being glad that females like what they see. I guess its an old complex, I was a chubby kid. So you see I have my weaknesses. But damn it feels good to look good.

But shades are universal evil and not a specific complex. I sometimes just say to people "take off your glasses please I want to see your eyes when I talk to you" (well without the please) and if they dont so long. At least get a pair of light brown aviators, so that peeps can see SOME eyes, "mirror welder mask" glasses are a joke. Just the fact that 90 % of the people would agree shades make you cooler makes me feel ashamed... that we belong to the same species or whatever.

Glasses blow srsly quit them, it's like a wall, like the Pink FLoyd record, you get it...

 

[cola]

Sunglasses = Pokerface. And then I don't know where you live but Sun in your eyes sucks.