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Bullshine would be my answer
Bullshine would be my answer
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
yeah but she gives head in rest stop bathrooms all the time....but thats in the day timebetheman said:http://style.uk.msn.com/sex-and-relationships/mollie-king-on-being-single#image=1
Bullshine would be my answer
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
1. trollop
A woman who plays innocent like she don't have sex and she don't like c0ck, but in reality, sleeps with every dude she lays eyes on. Says things before engaging in a one-night tryst like: "I don't want you to think I am a wh0re." or "Don't worry, I know what I am doing."
Everyone thought she was the innocent, nice girl, until the night of the prom. She was found at one of the after parties, giving head in a circle jerk, thus signifying her as a trollop to the whole school.
2. trollop
1) A loose woman who gives a false impression of innocence or sexual naivete
2) A woman who provides sexual favors to people she may or may not know, and does not demand money for her services;
3) A derogatory term implying loose morals, generally due to a violation of confidence.
4) A very scantily-clad woman.
Jane feigned innocence, but once Jim saw her level of experience, he knew she must be a trollop.
"I can get some from Emma," said Rich, "she's a trollop."
I can't believe Courtney told everyone I like Ryan! What a trollop!
Could her skirt get any shorter? God, what a trollop!