"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This will be probably most fuvked up thread you will read but

switch7

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We might think it's a gross and representative of a complete breakdown of manhood. If his gay thoughts are due to the dating bs then it's weakness. Stay on your purpose, hoez CHASE.
You aren't understanding my point. Gay thoughts are not possible in a person who is straight. It doesn't matter if you have never so much as touched a another man in your entire life, its not the act that defines your sexuality, its the attraction, and if you find your self aroused or curious about other men, you are on the gay spectrum and there's no getting away from that.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You aren't understanding my point. Gay thoughts are not possible in a person who is straight. It doesn't matter if you have never so much as touched a another man in your entire life, its not the act that defines your sexuality, its the attraction, and if you find your self aroused or curious about other men, you are on the gay spectrum and there's no getting away from that.
Yeah but if it's gross to us others it's not shaming. Trying to get us to even imagine it is disgusting. If he's starting to get those thoughts I don't know... But if it's a result and side effect of a poor dating life with women it represents getting mentally broken .
 

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If you guys only really knew that it's THIS fvcked up on the other side as well, youd feel better. It's so not roses. Anyone with standards is as frustrated.

No standards, no problems, as sosausage is covering with this thread.

I totally get what he is saying. I do not support compromising your standards to get intimacy, but I understand the reason for contemplation.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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A f'd up dating life is probably a common reason that men go to the dark side, the more I think about it.

I suppose we'll have to make a gay/trans gender sub-forum now...
Dafvck ???

Soon we'll have gays parading around SS just in the off chance to get some @ss action.

Screw that.

Just ask them go to their @ss fvck and hairy chest forums and stay there.
 

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This Sosausage sounds like he wears full body pink puppy pajamas while wetting the rubber sheets on his princess castle bed. Poor little confused fellow probably dresses up as a furry in the secrecy of his basement then cross dresses in public.

These forums have hit all time rock bottom and continue to dig. For shame.
 

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This Sosausage sounds like he wears full body pink puppy pajamas while wetting the rubber sheets on his princess castle bed. Poor little confused fellow probably dresses up as a furry in the secrecy of his basement then cross dresses in public.

These forums have hit all time rock bottom and continue to dig. For shame.


but i brought new user to the forum so god will forgive me
 

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I don't doubt that desperation for sex and a craving for intimacy combined with a weak frame of mind can lead a dude to go the gay route. Happens to women who can't find sex or a guy and say "fk it" and try being lesbians. Or at least from my understanding.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When you think about it, "So sausage" is a name that kind of leans to the male side to begin with.
 

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I don't doubt that desperation for sex and a craving for intimacy combined with a weak frame of mind can lead a dude to go the gay route. Happens to women who can't find sex or a guy and say "fk it" and try being lesbians. Or at least from my understanding.
No doubt! And some lesbians are created that way.
 

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So Sissy LGBTQ movement.

So Sausage was let go from his job at the polish pickle stand at a Medieval Times Dinner & Theatre Renaissance Festival for being a dandy dill smuggler.
 
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bi sexual, when you are so unwanted then you can't even keep the person sex as a stantard
 

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bi sexual, when you are so unwanted then you can't even keep the person sex as a stantard
One must contemplate the fact that since members of So Suave claim to know more about women than women know about themselves then So Suave members must surely qualify for sexual re-assignment surgeries.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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After OP wonders why he attracts weirdos.

OP nothing wrong with being gay. Go and Discover
 
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Lol, every single time a member posts in a manner that is considered unsavory you guys talk about his account being hacked.

It's an adorable display of affrection, comraudery and denial. Happens in chick packs too. Ahhhhh love :)
lol Well if it really is true, and sosausage really turned gay, then we all owe him a 'thank you'. Why? Mathematics. The more guys that become gay, the more free women there are in the dating pool for us straight guys to choose from.
 

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dude you bought bitcoins in 2018. you are the master of wrong decisions
Duhgumbino eats at Denny’s three times a day, brings the same unwashed coffee cup for years, proudly beams when he drops a $1.50 tip then logs into SS to freefall into his own pile of sheeitposts..face first.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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