"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This what I consider a HB7. Anyone else agree?

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mutambo said:
Hahaha Stukka are you here to pick up men? :eek:
This is the second gayish post you made, last one beeing you willingly go to gay bars haha oh man.
If you look closely, I did not post that. Somebody under the name

Stuka1939_ posted it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've noticed the odd phenomenon that every girl is labeled a '6' when she's posted on the net, in a non-professional photo where she's actually wearing clothes.

Seriously, everyone says there are hotter girls out there, but I defy anyone to find a non-professional photo of a clothed girl who is a '9' and post it here. Everyone will agree she's a 7 tops, it's wierd.
 

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Phyzzle said:
I've noticed the odd phenomenon that every girl is labeled a '6' when she's posted on the net, in a non-professional photo where she's actually wearing clothes.

Seriously, everyone says there are hotter girls out there, but I defy anyone to find a non-professional photo of a clothed girl who is a '9' and post it here. Everyone will agree she's a 7 tops, it's wierd.
And if these same guys saw this "7" at a club, they'd be saying, "oh my god that girls a 10!". And they'd sh!t their pants when it comes time to approach her, believing maybe accurately they wouldn't have a chance. It's like they're KJing over pics and HBratings :up: .
 

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ketostix said:
And if these same guys saw this "7" at a club, they'd be saying, "oh my god that girls a 10!". And they'd sh!t their pants when it comes time to approach her, believing maybe accurately they wouldn't have a chance. It's like they're KJing over pics and HBratings :up: .
Yes, always funny when we get the virgins, afc's, and the guys who claim to be very picky saying how they have standards and the attractive girls on pics posted here are not good enough for them.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Its all about opinion. Miss America just looks like she had her face botoxed a year ago, plus she has that '80s model look that has worn out. If this were 20-30 years ago I'd put Miss America as an HB9 (from the movies I've seen that are from back then), in the 21st century she's an HB7.5 at best.
I think that hte girl in this thread could definitely do better with herself, I think she's an HB6.
 

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wow. what country! american girls are most beautiful on earth. if she is 7 i am in love with your country! i come from bulgaria. we would only dream of having girl like that. girls here only dream of as much wealth as americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7h_TcUSXlA&feature=related
these girls are from site like myspace but for people in bulgaria. sorry about how girls look. if they were pretty like your girls you would love it here because they would very like rich american men. my sister is on beach in video. if you moving to bulgaria i give her to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsL03yN3Gw&feature=related
i want to go to american university! girls...girls...girls...will they like my accent? are they all so hot as these?? wow, america!!! only thing almost as good is when british girl visit bulgaria! they look almost as good as american!
 

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aldaris said:
wow. what country! american girls are most beautiful on earth. if she is 7 i am in love with your country! i come from bulgaria. we would only dream of having girl like that. girls here only dream of as much wealth as americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7h_TcUSXlA&feature=related
these girls are from site like myspace but for people in bulgaria. sorry about how girls look. if they were pretty like your girls you would love it here because they would very like rich american men. my sister is on beach in video. if you moving to bulgaria i give her to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsL03yN3Gw&feature=related
i want to go to american university! girls...girls...girls...will they like my accent? are they all so hot as these?? wow, america!!! only thing almost as good is when british girl visit bulgaria! they look almost as good as american!
I would rather cut my **** of than move to bULGARIA. A country of gypsies and *****s...

Hai Romania!
 

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I would rather cut my **** of than move to bULGARIA. A country of gypsies and *****s...

Hai Romania!
most gypsy in world come from romania! we here have proud slavic blood. romanian country filled with men of blackness who fornicate in town square for all world to see!!!! look at video. it is proof that such act occur! filmed in heart of romania. romanian girl want the blackness! when not the blackness she want gypsy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZj-CGAA2OY&feature=related
this why romanians short people who have big heads.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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aldaris said:
wow. what country! american girls are most beautiful on earth. if she is 7 i am in love with your country! i come from bulgaria. we would only dream of having girl like that. girls here only dream of as much wealth as americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7h_TcUSXlA&feature=related
these girls are from site like myspace but for people in bulgaria. sorry about how girls look. if they were pretty like your girls you would love it here because they would very like rich american men. my sister is on beach in video. if you moving to bulgaria i give her to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsL03yN3Gw&feature=related
i want to go to american university! girls...girls...girls...will they like my accent? are they all so hot as these?? wow, america!!! only thing almost as good is when british girl visit bulgaria! they look almost as good as american!

You kidding me? American girls are NOT the best-looking. We have an obesity problem here, remember?

You mean to tell me there are not alot of hot girls in Bulgaria?

Eastern European Slavic women are known throughout the world for their beauty.
 

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aldaris said:
wow. what country! american girls are most beautiful on earth. if she is 7 i am in love with your country! i come from bulgaria. we would only dream of having girl like that. girls here only dream of as much wealth as americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7h_TcUSXlA&feature=related
these girls are from site like myspace but for people in bulgaria. sorry about how girls look. if they were pretty like your girls you would love it here because they would very like rich american men. my sister is on beach in video. if you moving to bulgaria i give her to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRsL03yN3Gw&feature=related
i want to go to american university! girls...girls...girls...will they like my accent? are they all so hot as these?? wow, america!!! only thing almost as good is when british girl visit bulgaria! they look almost as good as american!
Poland has the most beautiful women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAC7wZiQGl8&feature=related

and, no, I'm not from Poland. I'm from the states.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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