Last night, I was out rock climbing with a meet up group, and one guy arrived with two babes so I thought that was great for him. A few hours later the two babes put a rope around the guys neck for pictures. I really felt sad for this guy to let himself be treated like a dog. I can't think of any dj accepting this s1ht
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This was so sad
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Loosen up, man. Sounds like a group of people having fun. Not everything has to be about trying to be John Wayne.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I couldn't imagine James Bond joining a Don Juan Discussion Forum and complaining about other guys either. Yet here we are.DropZone3 said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Dear Kitty,
Today I went rock climbing with a meet up group of people. I had great fun, climbed some rocks, smiled a lot too. Except when I bumped my knee into a rock because it hurt a little. It took the smile off my face for a bit, but after forgetting the pain, it came right back!
There was this dude there too, and he had 2 girls with him. I bet he's banging them both, and that made me so jealous! Especially when I saw them laugh together all the time and they were taking fun pictures with rope around his neck. That made me quite angry, because I would've loved to be on a rope with those two girls and them laughing with me. So I pity the guy as a natural protection scheme and think he's a sad sad loser without game.
I am going to bed now, weep a little because that guy is probably f*cking those girls right now.
Love,
DropZone3
Today I went rock climbing with a meet up group of people. I had great fun, climbed some rocks, smiled a lot too. Except when I bumped my knee into a rock because it hurt a little. It took the smile off my face for a bit, but after forgetting the pain, it came right back!
There was this dude there too, and he had 2 girls with him. I bet he's banging them both, and that made me so jealous! Especially when I saw them laugh together all the time and they were taking fun pictures with rope around his neck. That made me quite angry, because I would've loved to be on a rope with those two girls and them laughing with me. So I pity the guy as a natural protection scheme and think he's a sad sad loser without game.
I am going to bed now, weep a little because that guy is probably f*cking those girls right now.
Love,
DropZone3