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Epimanes

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American Pie! Haha!

I just watched american pie last night for the heck of it and man many of the threads in here remind me of the 4 guys trying to get laid before high school is over. Stiffler.... Hahahahahahahaha fukin hilarious. I even let my 16 yo watch it. Forgot how dirty some of it was. Guess I don't need to give her the talk before prom night. Oops. Lmao

*rolls eyes*

Epi
 

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Laugh all you want. Til she comes home and says she joined the band...
 

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Epimanes said:
American Pie! Haha!

I just watched american pie last night for the heck of it and man many of the threads in here remind me of the 4 guys trying to get laid before high school is over. Stiffler.... Hahahahahahahaha fukin hilarious. I even let my 16 yo watch it. Forgot how dirty some of it was. Guess I don't need to give her the talk before prom night. Oops. Lmao

*rolls eyes*

Epi
LOL @ the comment about letting a 16 year old watch American Pie. I'm sure she's a sweet, innocent little angel...:crackup:
 

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Bokanovsky said:
LOL @ the comment about letting a 16 year old watch American Pie. I'm sure she's a sweet, innocent little angel...:crackup:
*shrugs*

No point in making sex a novelty or shameful. Better than violence! We teach her self respect and to be respectful of others, right from wrong and how to be safe. I can't stop her from doing anything she REALLY wants to do so why fight it. It works like reverse psycology so far. She understands reality. Besides at her age is when I started dating my wife and we moved out on our own at 17 and behaved far worse.

I'm thankful my kids are both doing much better than my wife and I did.

Epi

:) :)
 

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Bokanovsky said:
LOL @ the comment about letting a 16 year old watch American Pie. I'm sure she's a sweet, innocent little angel...:crackup:
16 year old watching American Pie....

In this day and age that's like letting a 10 yr old watch a Disney movie.

Do you realize that these days every kid in Jr. High and High School has a smart phone? Do you remember when you were 16? What would you have done with unlimited internet access at your finger tips?
 

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At that age, with literally no limit on the porn I could watch? I'm shocked any of these kids go to school!
 

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When I was 16, I was masturbating to Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

If I had unlimited access to the internet on my phone at that time, I probably would have never gotten into college and would be flipping burgers. Thank goodness smartphones are a recent phenomenon.
 

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Stiffler's Mom to Finch: "Scotch. Aged 18 years. Just the way I like it."

When Jim was with Naughtia.
Stiffler's bro: "What happened!?"
Stiffler: "He blew it."

Haha so good.

To digress, I used to tug it out to Jennifer Love Hewitt on Party of Five, in which I taped episodes on VHS. I was obsessed with her ever since I saw Can't Hardly Wait in theatres.
I Know What You Did Last Summer was another one too I was obsessed with.
I would have to keep rewinding the ****ing scenes and we all know how fun that was to do on VHS tapes. Lol to be 13 again.

Such times definately contributed to my blue pill thinking of women and love and that whole **** package.

Funny thread nonetheless. Classics. Fvck have times changed in 15 years.

Attention Deficit will no longer be a disorder. It will be a norm.
 
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the first american pie was great

superbad is also a good movie that is similar
 

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"And one time.. At band camp..."

"SAY MY NAME BYTCH"

*Kid pops out of the closet*
"You guys are gunn fvck aren't you, you guys are FVCKERS"
*kid jumps on the bed*
"FVCKERS! FVCKERS!"

Hahahahahahhahahahahha

I fkin loled ....

Edit: can't forget shyt brick and stifflers mom
 
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