"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This Site Is SO WATERED DOWN

laskoe

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This site Is Watered Down From A year or 2 AGo < I gues All the BEST have retired !
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ice Cold

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Originally posted by Rick James
Kiss my black @ss! The best is still here muthaf*cka! And that be me, biatch!
looks like somebody didn't get his happy meal today :)

Nothing you can do about it. It was about the same 2 years ago also.


"the amount of discussed information will always be greater than the amount of the new ideas"

Nothing you can do about it
 

Alexis Zorba

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Nah...

Well of course many of the great ones have left us...:rolleyes:

However, I think there are still many excellent DJ's hanging around here. Gio Cassanova is still here for example. Anyways it doesn't matter if the "BEST" are not here any more. Pretty much avery topic that had to be discussed has been covered in one way or another. Why do you need the best hanging around here? The only thing you need is the bible and yourself.

My point is that we should not care if the "Best" are not here anymore because the teachings that they left us can still be read.

Alexis Zorba

P.S.: Sometimes I think that the idolization of figures like pook border in insanity.

:rolleyes: Come on DJ's WE ARE NOT A CULT OF ANY SORT
 

Spike_the_cowboy

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Aw, you know you love me!

I've been hanging around here reading the forum and the DJ Bible for years, and it has always been pretty much the same. I never posted anything in the past because I as an AFC and figured there were enough guys on here posting the same old stuff. Then I pretty much forgot about this place when I learned how to score. But now I'm back, baby - with a vengence!

There are alot of cool guys around here. Just gotta' keep your eyes open and know where to look (hint, you're looking at one right now!).


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