"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This should be stickied and required watching for every man...

marmel75

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"2 Girls Teach Sex"...this will be the best thing you can do for yourself and it will be the most appreciated thing you have ever done for the woman you are with now and all future women. Basically you will have women begging you for sex after you've used these...you will make so many women squirt for the first time you won't believe it, and neither will they(those looks on their face are priceless, they freak out)...

12+ hours worth of content taught by Porn stars in detail covering every possible topic on how to do anything and everything to a woman properly.

This should be required watching for every single man. Have at it, thank me later. Have your women send me donations to my Paypal account, as token gifts of thanks, hahaha...

http://torrents4all.net/torrent/8452963/Two_Girls_Teach_Sex_(Sex_Instruction)

Seems like the torrents might be down, but this is the site:

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Looks like its $97 for everything, and to be honest if I didn't have it, I'd pay that in a heartbeat. It's worth every penny and then some.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Seconded. I have a mate who is pretty Clueless I gave him this and he's fixed. Besides it's worth watching just for the comedy value when they give those little Pekingese squeals
 
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