"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
win a million dollars and pay most of it in taxes , get the rest in small sums over a 25 yr period
Would you:
{1} Live on a boat for the rest of your life, not being able to get OFF the boat
OR
{2} Live in your house for the rest of your life, not being able to go out of the house (not even onto the garden
)Laterz...
)Would you prefer to do if you had to make the choice RIGHT NOW:
{1} Commit to ONE woman that you will love and she will love u back for the rest of your life
OR
{2} Be single for the rest of your life and "play the fields"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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2
Aids or penis Cancer?
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Average sex with a hot looking girl
or
Hot sex with an average looking girl
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Would you rather be very short or very fat?
Ben
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
stevera004
Senior Don Juan
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Fat ( possible to lose weight but impossible to grow).
Poor with a hot chick OR rich with a plain chick (no cheating).
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Sleep with a set of average twins
or
Sleep with one hot girl
(Revamped my first one kinda
)Mr. Unique
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Sleep with a set of average twins for sure, then you can try convince them to have an orgyOriginally posted by PRMoon
Rich with a plain chick (there's always expencive strippers, that's not cheating)
Sleep with a set of average twins
or
Sleep with one hot girl
(Revamped my first one kinda
unless they cant know you're banging just one then id go for the hot girlWould you rather have sex with brad pitt or the ugliest women on earth?
Mr. Unique
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Hmm.. the guy above me forgot to choose one
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.