"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
win a million dollars and pay most of it in taxes , get the rest in small sums over a 25 yr period
Would you:
{1} Live on a boat for the rest of your life, not being able to get OFF the boat
OR
{2} Live in your house for the rest of your life, not being able to go out of the house (not even onto the garden
)Laterz...
)Would you prefer to do if you had to make the choice RIGHT NOW:
{1} Commit to ONE woman that you will love and she will love u back for the rest of your life
OR
{2} Be single for the rest of your life and "play the fields"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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Aids or penis Cancer?
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Average sex with a hot looking girl
or
Hot sex with an average looking girl
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Would you rather be very short or very fat?
Ben
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
stevera004
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Fat ( possible to lose weight but impossible to grow).
Poor with a hot chick OR rich with a plain chick (no cheating).
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Sleep with a set of average twins
or
Sleep with one hot girl
(Revamped my first one kinda
)Mr. Unique
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Sleep with a set of average twins for sure, then you can try convince them to have an orgyOriginally posted by PRMoon
Rich with a plain chick (there's always expencive strippers, that's not cheating)
Sleep with a set of average twins
or
Sleep with one hot girl
(Revamped my first one kinda
unless they cant know you're banging just one then id go for the hot girlWould you rather have sex with brad pitt or the ugliest women on earth?
Mr. Unique
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Hmm.. the guy above me forgot to choose one
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.