"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"this" or "that"

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giving anal:cool: (never done it though:( DOH)

my question : giving or receiving (anything)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Motorcycles

I love my new job at Motorcycle City.

A gsx-r 1000

-or-

A cbr- 1000
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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To the question two posts above:

Sex without cummin

To prmoons q:

GSX-R 1000 (love that bike)


Getting big and having a great body but not getting any chicks

-or-

Being as skinny and ugly as fuk and having lots
 

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Getting big and having a great body but not getting any chicks

I don't really watch star trek but I know this is a big issue among trekies:

Captian Kirk

or

Captian Packard?
 

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Captain Kirk, it sounds better...

get a bill gates hairstyle or donald trump's hairstyle?
 

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Bill Gates (Maybe his hair has something to do with his fortune:rolleyes: :D )

Where would you prefer to party:
Club or House Party
 

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house party

would you rather be popular with the guys but not particularly liked by the girls. Or loved by most girls but have no guy freinds?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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oOh Nasty

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loved by most girls.

that's usually why a lot of guys have a lot of guy friends anyways.

Star Wars Episodes 4 - 6 (the old movies)

OR

Star Wars Episodes 1 - 3 (the new movies)
 

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Potter

Remington 870

OR

Benelli Nova
 

Void

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Benelli Nova

Dave Chappele

or

Jerry Seinfeld?
 

Climax

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Benelli Nova
Would you rather be"

{1} Blind

==== or ====

{2} Not have a d!ck
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Climax

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Die from fire.

1) Show up naked on National TV

or

2) have one of your balls bitten off:D


Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Die from fire.

1) Show up naked on National TV

or

2) have one of your balls bitten off:D


Laterz...
nekkid on tv

win a million dollars and pay most of it in taxes , get the rest in small sums over a 25 yr period
or
win tickets to a pop concert?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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