Thoroughbred
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gay daughter
jessica alba or elisa dushku?
jessica alba or elisa dushku?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"this" or "that"
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Eliza Dushku
$100,000 US or the car of your dreams?
$100,000 US or the car of your dreams?
Thoroughbred
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Eliza was my choice too hehe
I'll take the 100 g's
I'll take the 100 g's
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
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Thoroughbred, you didn't give question
i'll take the 100gs too...
Matrix or Lord of the rings?
Thoroughbred, you didn't give question
i'll take the 100gs too...
Matrix or Lord of the rings?
Thoroughbred
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My bad...
Matrix of course
Joe Millionaire or the Bachelor?
Matrix of course
Joe Millionaire or the Bachelor?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Bachelor
Scooby Doo or The Flintstones
Scooby Doo or The Flintstones
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
You guys are idiots about the car.
Get a million dollar car and sell it. You guys have no ability to think.
Flintstones.
Get a million dollar car and sell it. You guys have no ability to think.
Flintstones.
Thoroughbred
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I didn't pick the car because then if I had it I wouldn't want to sell it.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Tryin to Grow a Chin
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Totally nude, maybe smeared with my semen.
Have one random member of your immediate family die a brutal and gruesome death, or have all of your friends die peacefully in their sleep?
Have one random member of your immediate family die a brutal and gruesome death, or have all of your friends die peacefully in their sleep?
already had the family member thing happen, so does that count?
also, acdc, how could you say jason over freddy? freddy's bad-ass!
anyway,
lose a very close girlfriend or a best friend?
(i hope you people know the answer to this, cause otherwise that'd be sad.)
also, acdc, how could you say jason over freddy? freddy's bad-ass!
anyway,
lose a very close girlfriend or a best friend?
(i hope you people know the answer to this, cause otherwise that'd be sad.)
Tryin to Grow a Chin
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Lose the girlfriend, a best friend is irreplaceable.
Air temperature always 120 degrees or always 25 degrees (Fahrenheit)?
Air temperature always 120 degrees or always 25 degrees (Fahrenheit)?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Tryin to Grow a Chin
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Whichever one is denser.
Swallow your mother's farts or eat 6 oz. of marinated catshyt.
Swallow your mother's farts or eat 6 oz. of marinated catshyt.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
k
swallow mother's fart
facing execution by firing squad or hang to death?
swallow mother's fart
facing execution by firing squad or hang to death?
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Cancun
I'm not going to forward the thread.
I'm not going to forward the thread.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.