Thoroughbred
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gay daughter
jessica alba or elisa dushku?
jessica alba or elisa dushku?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Eliza Dushku
$100,000 US or the car of your dreams?
$100,000 US or the car of your dreams?
Thoroughbred
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Eliza was my choice too hehe
I'll take the 100 g's
I'll take the 100 g's
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
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Thoroughbred, you didn't give question
i'll take the 100gs too...
Matrix or Lord of the rings?
Thoroughbred, you didn't give question
i'll take the 100gs too...
Matrix or Lord of the rings?
Thoroughbred
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My bad...
Matrix of course
Joe Millionaire or the Bachelor?
Matrix of course
Joe Millionaire or the Bachelor?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Bachelor
Scooby Doo or The Flintstones
Scooby Doo or The Flintstones
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
You guys are idiots about the car.
Get a million dollar car and sell it. You guys have no ability to think.
Flintstones.
Get a million dollar car and sell it. You guys have no ability to think.
Flintstones.
Thoroughbred
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I didn't pick the car because then if I had it I wouldn't want to sell it.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Tryin to Grow a Chin
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Totally nude, maybe smeared with my semen.
Have one random member of your immediate family die a brutal and gruesome death, or have all of your friends die peacefully in their sleep?
Have one random member of your immediate family die a brutal and gruesome death, or have all of your friends die peacefully in their sleep?
already had the family member thing happen, so does that count?
also, acdc, how could you say jason over freddy? freddy's bad-ass!
anyway,
lose a very close girlfriend or a best friend?
(i hope you people know the answer to this, cause otherwise that'd be sad.)
also, acdc, how could you say jason over freddy? freddy's bad-ass!
anyway,
lose a very close girlfriend or a best friend?
(i hope you people know the answer to this, cause otherwise that'd be sad.)
Tryin to Grow a Chin
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Lose the girlfriend, a best friend is irreplaceable.
Air temperature always 120 degrees or always 25 degrees (Fahrenheit)?
Air temperature always 120 degrees or always 25 degrees (Fahrenheit)?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Tryin to Grow a Chin
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Whichever one is denser.
Swallow your mother's farts or eat 6 oz. of marinated catshyt.
Swallow your mother's farts or eat 6 oz. of marinated catshyt.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
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swallow mother's fart
facing execution by firing squad or hang to death?
swallow mother's fart
facing execution by firing squad or hang to death?
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Cancun
I'm not going to forward the thread.
I'm not going to forward the thread.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.