Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
biggie
Lennon or McCartney
Lennon or McCartney
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DarkfalconIV
Senior Don Juan
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Celiabate cause you can still jack off.
Gay or Lesbo
Gay or Lesbo
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Celibate
obese girl or Ugly girl
obese girl or Ugly girl
PiHiPlaya
Master Don Juan
Lesbo
Ugly Girl
Steak or Lobster
Ugly Girl
Steak or Lobster
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Why?
Republican party.
Who is sexier: Gary Busey or Gary Coleman?
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Rosie O'donnel - She's a lesbian and man. My skinny ass, her fat ass, and some other fat lesbian chic - were talking some serious sandwich action there!!!
Anna Kournikova (Tennis Hottie)
or
Jessica Alba (Dark Angel Chic)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Alize straight...but gimme hpno and hennessey mixed anytime!Originally posted by Drex
Anna!
Alize or Hypnotiq?
Pvssy: Bush or Bald?
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
2pac
Grow old gracefully or die young....
Grow old gracefully or die young....
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
bald
Wet or dripping
Wet or dripping
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
MaGiC_PiMp_69
Don Juan
wet
viper or porshe
viper or porshe
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
punk
punk...
Nokia or Samsung?
punk...
Nokia or Samsung?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.