Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
biggie
Lennon or McCartney
Lennon or McCartney
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DarkfalconIV
Senior Don Juan
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Celiabate cause you can still jack off.
Gay or Lesbo
Gay or Lesbo
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Celibate
obese girl or Ugly girl
obese girl or Ugly girl
PiHiPlaya
Master Don Juan
Lesbo
Ugly Girl
Steak or Lobster
Ugly Girl
Steak or Lobster
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Why?
Republican party.
Who is sexier: Gary Busey or Gary Coleman?
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Rosie O'donnel - She's a lesbian and man. My skinny ass, her fat ass, and some other fat lesbian chic - were talking some serious sandwich action there!!!
Anna Kournikova (Tennis Hottie)
or
Jessica Alba (Dark Angel Chic)
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Alize straight...but gimme hpno and hennessey mixed anytime!Originally posted by Drex
Anna!
Alize or Hypnotiq?
Pvssy: Bush or Bald?
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
2pac
Grow old gracefully or die young....
Grow old gracefully or die young....
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
bald
Wet or dripping
Wet or dripping
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MaGiC_PiMp_69
Don Juan
wet
viper or porshe
viper or porshe
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
punk
punk...
Nokia or Samsung?
punk...
Nokia or Samsung?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.