"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
this must suuuure help with the ladies...
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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What.... How.... Why? Why the hell would you need that? Or want that? You already have ears you dingbat!! I can see no advantages of this, not for him personally, and not even for science.
This is just dumb, that's what it is.
Anyway, gratz for 1,000 posts speakeasy. *busts out the cigars*
This is just dumb, that's what it is.
Anyway, gratz for 1,000 posts speakeasy. *busts out the cigars*
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
If there was ever a reason for god to destroy us all, it would be this.
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Master Don Juan
This guy is a deranged retard and should placed in an institution asap.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
:crackup:ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
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Master Don Juan
He's also using GGTW's "The Claw" technique... if you look at his hand.ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
I was gonna say that! LOL Great minds think alike!ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
The Sperminator
Senior Don Juan
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The guy should try and grow a penis on his forehead.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Epic fail!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The Sperminator said:The guy should try and grow a penis on his forehead.
:crackup: A whole new meaning to giving head.
D!ck Ramsey
Don Juan
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He should implant a penis on his shoulder and a vaginal opening by his ear and give a whole new meaning to "nodding off"